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*a woman in a blue dress and glasses steps through the door, dragging Loot behind her* ... I thought you didn't like bars?... "They're fine, as long as I'm here to make sure you behave." *Loot sulks* ... I'm not a little kid...
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*Insane walks up to you still holding his tea* “Hey Loot. New lady? Don’t think I’ve had the...[i]pleasure[/i]...of meeting this one.”
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*Loot looks at you* ... Oh, hi, she isn't new, she just decided that I needed to be babysat for whatever reason... *Emily pats Loot's head* "It's because you act like a child."
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“Babysat? Is she like your body guard?”
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... Not really, think of it more like an overbearing older sister...
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“I had one of those...it can be a blessing and a curse.”
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... Well all I've seen is the cur-... *Emily smacks Loot in the back of the head* ... I mean I haven't seen any downsides at all... *she smiles*
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“Um....hello....what do you want today? Also hi loot.”
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*Loot stares at the ground* ... Hi Blaze... *Emily steps up the bar* "Do you have salad here?"
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“Uh....yeah?”
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"That's good, I'll have a Chef Salad with water and he'll..." *she looks back at the pouting Loot* "Give him a Caesar salad and a diet Coke please." *Loot raises his head* ... Hey! I know you want me to be healthier or whatever or whatever but this is going too-... *Emily puts her hand over his mouth* "Hush, if you won't be responsible I'll have to do it for you."
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Blaze laughs. “Alright!” He disapears into the back for a moment before coming out with your food. “So who’s the new lady, Loot?”
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... Oh, this is Emily, she's just really bos-... *she pinches Loot* ... Ow, I mean she's a wonderful woman who's like a moth-... *she pinches him harder* ... OWWW, er an older sister to me...
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“Alright......that’s kinda weird, she does seem kinda annoying though.”
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"Oh and you're such an expert on his habits aren't you? I'm sure you know that he gets sick of he eats too much diary products, but he does it anyways because he can't control himself, or that he always feels miserable after drinking any kind of alcohol, but you're right, some beekeeper knows more about him than his older sister." ... You don't have to be so upset, he was just sympathizing with me... "Oh so you feel this way also, alright then, I'll just let you do whatever you want I might as well leave." ... No, please don't go I didn't mean it I really appreciate everything I just get tired sometimes... *she sniffs* "I could be inclined to forgive these offenses if you refer to me as "Big Sister" for the rest of the day. " *Loot turns pale* ... Is there, anything else I could do?... "No." *Loot exhales slowly* ... Okay, I'm sorry Em-er...Big...Sis-ter... *Loot lays his head in his hands and Emily wraps her arms around him*
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Blaze laughs. “Geez Loot! The harem grows!”
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*Loot crushes the can of Coke and throws it at you, and then says in a muffled voice* ... Leave me to my misery, don't pile on by making silly accusations... *Emily sits down with a wry smile on her face and takes a bite of her salad*
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“Wow, you are more dense then a rock. How’s the house been?”
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... It's been fine, there haven't been any fights in the bathhouse recently, and there hasn't been another great laundry war, lately I've been trying to get Mohka out of the house so she interacts with people besides me and everyone at home, and since she's been more active she needs to feed more frequently, so I've been pretty exhausted recently...
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“I-oh....feed?”
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... Yeah she needs to siphon more of my blood...
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“Ah...” Blaze looks away. “Do you guys need something else?”
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... Oh wait yeah actually, can I have another Coke? Oh wait, I guess one other thing of note happened at home...
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*Hook proudly strolls into the bar and sees loot.* Hey loot cute girlfriend! Is she gonna toss your salad before feeding it to you too?!?! *Hook bursts with laughter*
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... Oh -blam!- off! She's not my girlfriend, she's like my older sister...
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Whoa you’re still into that even after your vacation? Besides who knew you were such a pushover...Know what? Go shot for shot with me and if you’re the last one standing I’ll believe you *hook slams a pouch overflowing with different currencies through the universes on the table*
