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4/25/2020 5:25:07 AM
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I’m so confused (A Guardian Games Short Story)

[u]Bungie[/u]- ‘INTRODUCING... Guardian Games!’ [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Well this is unfair! There’s so many Hunters to compete with!’ [u]Bungie[/u]- ‘We’ll be scaling the Hunters scores based on their large populous.’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘That seems reasonable.’ [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Well that’s nice and all but they’re still probably gunna win...’ [b]Guardian Games Day 1[/b]- HUNTER Victory [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Wahoo! Let’s keep this goin’!’ [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘HA! Figures, darn stinky Hunters!’ [b]Guardian Games Day 2-3[/b]- TITAN Victories [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘What the hell just happened?!’ [u]Titans[/u]- ‘Those dumpy Hunters are never recover from this!’ [u]Warlocks[/u]- ‘IKR?! What a landslide, you guys wanna team up?’ [u]Titans[/u]- ‘HECK YUP!’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘I’m feeling awfully attacked here.’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Hey, anyone else been hearing about this Gold Medal Glitch bologna?’ [u]Bungie[/u]- ... [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Gosh you guys are getting so salty cause you don’t play the game and you’re losing!’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Soooo winning or losing we’re still being attack for being reasonably confused Hunters?’ [u]Titans[/u]- ‘Uh yeah cause you’re bad.’ [u]Warlocks[/u]- ‘YEAH! What crayons said!’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Well at least Bungie should be addressing this Gold Medal Glitch.’ [u]Bungie[/u]- ... [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Everyones doing it what does it matter? Ya salties.’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘The scales were already tipped in you favor, it’s really cheapening the experience regardless of who is doing the glitch!’ [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u] ‘Oh well, get used to wearing bronze cry babies.’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ... [u]Bungie[/u]- ... [u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Bring this up again and we’ll call you salty clowns!’ [u]Hunters[/u]- ‘I,m so confused...’ -[b]TO BE CONTINUED[/b]-

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