[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A single frito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST it all started out on a normal rhys day. after waking up at 6 o clock to play COD, when he opened the box for modern warfare 3 with a sharp scream of terror at the missing disk, he almost fainted. howether he realised that a note encased in the box implored him too visit his sisters room to aquire the first,imperetive, part of the disk. when he entered his sisters room, there was a note on his sleeping baby sister.it read " at the first part.it lies in my heart." rhys proceeded to shove his grebby little paws inside of his sisters throat. after rumaging around for what seemed like forever he finaly found a quater of the disk.he yanked the disk out with a force that equals that of an ant and eventualy got it out with his skinny little arms. thankfully since his arm was lodged down her throat the screams of terror where interupted by his timid elbow blocking her mouth. after aquiring a knife, he walked up to the locked toilet door which strangely had another sign on it. the sign read "the nxt piece of the disk is in hre." the mispelling of the sign even made a simple retard like rhys begin to expect this was no ordinary thing he was dealing with. after hearing a loud plop as if a balls landed in water, his dad exited the toilet with a newspaper on his possesion. rhys entered the bathroom to find a log of feces that would even surpass that of an elephant whos diet consists of beans. he then came to find that to pieces of his fabled COD disk were lodged inside the steaming log. he thrusted his paws into the log of still wet and slopping turd and after feeling around it too his pleasure for almost twenty minutes he found two pieces of the ever so orgasmic COD. after pulling out his hands still dripping the poop, he walked slowly down the stairs with 3 pieces of cod in his pocket and a knife in his poop filled hands. it had been alomost 12 hours since he had last played COD, he couldnt take it anymore and began to sob softly. after sobbing for around what seemed like not too long but was possibly over an hour he started thinking of children cutting their genitals, the thoughts were so arousing and got even more hardcore as rhys began to touch himself, his -blam!- moved up and down ever so violently as begun to cut the base of his errection, during this -blam!- fantasy he cut of his toe, momenterily after amputating his toe he went into an orgasm that surpass's the most amazing sex. he came out of the holes in his genitals and the stub where one of his toes are suppose to be. he then screamed and cut off all of his fingers but he had just enough left to let him play COD like a PRO still. in the pain which was oh so un-noticible to the aroused rhys, he screamed with a mix of -blam!- excitement and agony which awoke his mother who came down to see a feces coverd rhys who was stripping with sperm and missing his fingers and one toe. on his mothers forehead was a sign that said "Teh lastt peese iz insid mee and in my cervix iz were yoo can fuse dem awl too gever." he inserted his finger into her belly button which made a hole, a mother who was clouded with pain,misery and confusen just let it all happen. he used his other index finger which was purly bone like all of his other fingers to rip a gargantuas hole in his mothers stomach. he ripped out the final piece from he still moving lungs and fused them together in her hole. in the moment of rhys fusing a disk with his mothers -blam!- his father seen this ghastly sigh while walking down the stairs.he fainted from shock and hit his head on the railing of the stairs while falling down, instantaniously killing him. he then violently ripped out the disk with what seemed to be intestines jammed in the middle of the disk. when rhys pulled out the tube from the hole in the disk he found it still contained feces. he sucked it out of the hole like a straw savouring every preciouse munch of his mothers poo. he inserted the disk into his PS3, he had awaited this moment all day from the moment he killed his sister. sweat dripped down his naked body and dripped off of his still bleeding testicles like a tap. he now only had one hour to play the legendary COD as it was nearly 8 o'clock and he didnt want it to get passed his bedtime as he was tired already. when the loading screen screen came up he had a colosal orgasm as jizz spurted from holes all other his body onto his tv . he licked it off the tv so he could see COD and he began to play. as he entered bed reluctantly after a nigh of playing COD he shouted for his parents too tuck him in but then he realised he killed his whole family in search of COD. after playing COD for 1 month straight he died of starvation as he could not get sustinence other than his won blood and jizz to drink while he was playing COD. his life was complete and he died a happy man. THE END this incredibly fake creepypasta was brough to you by jak and corey [/quote] Fixed for the whole internet.[/quote] how can you not believe it?!?!?! wait until your cod disk goes missing ya gee