what about this one i found it i found this somewhere "Oh god i found the something on skyrim... it was so scary i still have nightmares and kleptomania because of it. So i just started playing skyrim for the first time, i bought it the day it was released from some guy that was standing in an alley. He asked me what my pleasure was and apprehensively said skyrim so he gave me a golden cube with skyrim in it for $20. I opened it and there was skyrim, best packaging ever i thought but i was so wrong.In my ground level apartment i had fun, i leveled up a few times had fun getting smashed by a giant i saw for the first time haha. I after a week of playing became familiar with the phrase the guards say 'I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow in the knee.' At the time it was funny to hear it over and over I don't know why but it was so hiliarous, until it happened... I saw new DLC by the name of 'The Inferno' for free, there was [b]nothing[/b] in the description for it not even the no refund thing thats always there, i thought that was odd but continued to download it anyways. i got a new item the 'killmaimdeathpwned' and it was really stronger, 0 weight 50 base damage and a 1000 fire damage with unlimited charges, i shouldn't have done that. I continued murdering everything and laughing thinking the game was hacked or something but then i pasted by a guard and he said the arrow in the knee thing... and then oh god... the screen went black and a dialoge box came up and said 'i dare you, i double dare you push the A button mother -blam!-' thinking this was a joke i pushed the A button another dialoge box appeared and said 'I triple dog dare you to push the B button' since it triple dog dared me i had too... I HAD NO CHOICE... when it did a guard appeared on the screen and his eyes followed me as if he could really see me, i shat and pissed myself and said 'oh dear' then... oh god the voice... THE VOICE in some demonic heavy metal singer voice the guard said 'I USED TO BE REAL LIKE YOU BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE' i was about to turn off my xbox but my friend came in and said 'oh -blam!- this is some cool -blam!- dont be a -blam!- and turn it off lets watch this' the guard... came out of the tv like on the ring i thought to myself maybe now i should turn off the x box but my friend was laughing so hard i thought nah this is just a joke its okay. we continued to watch the guard with an arrow so far in his knee... i was coming out the other side and the blood so much blood i was like 'yikes' but then the guard grabed by friend and they went down into the floor Freddy Krueger style and then my friend came back up and the guard was gone... i said 'woah' he then did a spinning roundhouse kick to my xbox causing it to explode with the disk in it and knocked the camera, i was using to film all of this because cloverfield and the blair witch project were my two favorite movies, and he stomped it to bits, so i have no footage of this. my friend then jumped out of the window and died this was the scariest thing ever, i periodically shart myself because of this. never ever buy a copy of skyrim from an alley merchant." [Edited on 12.16.2011 5:48 PM PST]