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Edited by ReekyLeaf132: 11/1/2014 3:33:30 PM
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This is the best Post to Deej I have ever seen

Not mine at all, but made me laugh my ass off... listen to Stan by Eminem first then read... my god Erk, this is awesome. Erkyo: Dear Deej, I wrote to you but you're not bothering. I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk! My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Deej, You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to. But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!! So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect. This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit. How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care, I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. EDIT: glad everyone likes it as much as I do. Just want to reiterate that this user ERKYO's handiwork. I'm just a fan who doesn't know how to link the original forum. It was in DEEJs Dark Below announcement post FYI

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