Me:Duardo is cool or no? Him:Not as cool as my dog. Me:You have a dog? Him:Ralfie. Me:Is he Italian? Him:I don't think that means what you think it means. Me:Why? Him:I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean. Me:Does your dog taste like lasagna? Him:Ralfie. Me:Yes, Ralfie. Him:Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver. Not too interesting conversation, but ok.