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7/7/2011 7:00:23 PM
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Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return
Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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This is what I typed... Q: Are you -blam!-? A: [i]Probably not.[/i] Q:How do you know? A:[i]My brain hurts.[/i] Are you adopted? [i]You certainly have a point. Please continue.[/i] -blam!- off. [i]Ooh, I'm impressed.[/i] What secrets are in Halo Reach? [i]Go away[/i] Do you love me? [i]Sure I love you. It's me, not you.[/i] Twat. [i]Is this a trick question?[/i] Can I have your babies? [i]You're trying my patience[/i] urk [i]His words are magical[/i] Jason Jones [i]The man. The myth. The legend.[/i] Bungie [i] Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad.[/i] Chuck Norris [i]What kind of question was that?!![/i] I love you. [i]It's not love, it's infatuation.[/i] -blam!- (p.enis) [i]A -blam!-! That would be grand![/i] -blam!- (vagin.a) [i]Can we change the subject please?[/i] foman [i]You should ask him about his mom. I hear she gets around.[/i] Are you bi-blam!-? [i]That's not really my specialty.[/i] I'm going to kill you. [i]I consider the extraction of life a metamorphosis of sorts...[/i] I'm going to ram my fist in to your stomach and break your spine. [i]OK. Watch your back.[/i] Where do you live? [i]I live in the deepest bowels of the Bungie metaserver.[/i] Angry German Kid [i]Guttentagen.[/i] -blam!- [i]PM Duardo.[/i] [Edited on 08.13.2011 11:44 PM PDT]
