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7/7/2011 7:00:23 PM
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Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return
Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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This is hilarious! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0FFman J Interesting... [quote]Question: [b]Hello soul how are you doing today?[/b] The soul says: [b]I'm fine and dandy. And you?[/b] Question: [b]I'm doing quite good[/b] The soul says :[b] That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.[/b] Question:[b]Wait? Are you saying that my life is not thought out correctly?[/b] The soul says: [b]Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise. [/b] Question: [b]Were you staring at tits again?[/b] The soul says: [b]Do you mean breasts?[/b] Question: [b]No, I mean the birds, your ornithological knowledge seems limited to me.[/b] The soul says: [b]Know? How do you mean?[/b] Question: [b]I mean that you weren't able to decipher that I was talking about a species of birds .[/b] The soul says:[b] I agree with the guacamole.[/b] Question: [b]Was that a Joke?[/b] The soul says: [b]Your existence is funny enough, human.[/b] Question: [b]My existence?[/b] The soul says:[b] You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.[/b] Question: [b]Wait... what?! Do you mean that Bungie knows the secrets of the universe?[/b] The soul says: [b]Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.[/b] Question: [b]that's cool, have you haunted someone interesting lately?[/b] The soul says:[b] You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.[/b] Question: [b]Thanks, your flattering me, but your avoiding my question.[/b] The soul says:[b] No problem.[/b] Question: [b]You are doing it again![/b] The soul says: [b]Can we change the subject please.[/b] Question: [b]screw you![/b] The soul says: [b]Did you just wink at me?[/b][/quote][/quote]
