This is hilarious! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0FFman J Interesting... [quote]Question: [b]Hello soul how are you doing today?[/b] The soul says: [b]I'm fine and dandy. And you?[/b] Question: [b]I'm doing quite good[/b] The soul says :[b] That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.[/b] Question:[b]Wait? Are you saying that my life is not thought out correctly?[/b] The soul says: [b]Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise. [/b] Question: [b]Were you staring at tits again?[/b] The soul says: [b]Do you mean breasts?[/b] Question: [b]No, I mean the birds, your ornithological knowledge seems limited to me.[/b] The soul says: [b]Know? How do you mean?[/b] Question: [b]I mean that you weren't able to decipher that I was talking about a species of birds .[/b] The soul says:[b] I agree with the guacamole.[/b] Question: [b]Was that a Joke?[/b] The soul says: [b]Your existence is funny enough, human.[/b] Question: [b]My existence?[/b] The soul says:[b] You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.[/b] Question: [b]Wait... what?! Do you mean that Bungie knows the secrets of the universe?[/b] The soul says: [b]Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.[/b] Question: [b]that's cool, have you haunted someone interesting lately?[/b] The soul says:[b] You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.[/b] Question: [b]Thanks, your flattering me, but your avoiding my question.[/b] The soul says:[b] No problem.[/b] Question: [b]You are doing it again![/b] The soul says: [b]Can we change the subject please.[/b] Question: [b]screw you![/b] The soul says: [b]Did you just wink at me?[/b][/quote][/quote]