Yes, rejoice/bemoan/wonder who the -blam!- I am, I have returned from my time on the naughty step. And my first action will be to play a game - as the title says, what can I deduce about the denizens of Offtopicopia going solely by their chosen username?
Let me start with my fellow shitposter-in-crime: Eccho Sierra.
Now, its interesting to note that both Echo and Sierra are callsigns for letters of the alphabet: E and S. This would lead most of us to believe that these are his initials. What could they stand for? Egbert Spinkleman? Egremont Spatula? Eric Spreadlegs?
No. I propose that we can glean more from these simple initials. What else, [i]who[/i] else shares them? [b]Edward Scissorhands.[/b] Think about it, have we seen Eccho pictured with Edward Scissorhands? Have they ever been seen in the same place together?
[b][u]NO.[/u][/b]
Eccho Sierra = Edward Scissorhands confirmed.
Leave me a comment below if you would like me to judge you on your name.
EDIT: LMAO I'm being inundated, I'll do my best to answer everyone, but some replies are being buried. If I havent done you within a day and a half and you care enough, feel free to bump yourself.
EDIT EDIT: -blam!-ing Porch Day....
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Please do mine!
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OP seems to have bailed on this post. It's like a poorly run AMA. Sad.
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Okay then what can you tell about me?
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Why not? Knock yourself out.
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Do me Porch is added for porch day
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This actually sounds really fun! Shoot!
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Generic reply
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I have my answer in the other thread, but I guess I'll post anyway. Lol.
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[spoiler]teleports In, in weeabo[/spoiler]
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My name is Pistol Pete
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Good luck.
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🤣🤣🤣THIS IS THE GREATEST!🤣🤣🤣
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Okay go.
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wiomyng :)
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Ignore my porchyness
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just ignore the porch part
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Hello there [spoiler]ignore the porch [/spoiler]
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I'm normally Tokodia
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Good luck with mine.
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I'm game.
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Oh boy you're going to have some fun with mine....
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I'm the correct combination of insecure and narcissistic to participate.
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normally HoTh
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Ooh do me next (I’m Triumphant1000)