The difference between poisonous and venomous
If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Or it hit an artery and you bled to death. Or it was a really huge bite.
If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous. Or you mistook a bee for something else. If you bite it and it dies, you are either venomous or just took a big enough bite out of it for it to die.
However, if it bites itself and you die, it's voodoo. If it bites you and someone else dies, it's correlation, not causation. If it bites you and it's already dead, it's a vampire. Or possibly a zombie.
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Funny. ..but I read this years ago.
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"Honey, I think I found what we're going to put in our Christmas cards this year!"
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Funniest thing I have seen in a while, thanks!
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it's a #offtopic copypasta. blame kittimu for it
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So the game bit itself and then died. So which one is that?
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this is a copypasta from #offtopic. I'm just posting it everywhere. It's funny how it kind of describes D2's state
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why is this here
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Edited by KingOfGames: 3/1/2018 5:38:11 PMit is copypasta [spoiler]pls spread it[/spoiler]