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Destiny jokes

People are bitching about Destiny 2. But time for Some very good(and bad) destiny jokes Hit me with your best shot

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  • Where does the tangent of x live? [spoiler]Taniks has no house[/spoiler] A Warlock walks into a Tower bar full of Titans. He orders a drink while every Titan stares at him, because there shouldn't be Warlocks in a Titan bar. After casually enjoying his beer, the Warlock puts down his glass and walks towards the window, looking over the City. In one swift move, he jumps through the window, into the deep. All Titans sit dumbfounded, but soon return to their drinks. A few minutes later, the same Warlock enters the bar again, and orders a beer. "Ha!", one of the Titans exclaims. "If he can do that, I'll do it too!" That Titan proceeds to jump through the broken window. The Titan never returns. Thenbartender sighs, and dials the number of Ikora, Warlock Vanguard. "Hey, Ikora. That Sunsinger is bullying the Titans in my bar again. Could you do something about that? Help! Hive Fallen and I can't get up! Why was Atheon lonely in his Vault of Glass? [spoiler]He had Harpies[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry.[/spoiler]

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