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12/1/2017 3:58:04 PM
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Xur Is Pretending To Be A Sweet Business Octopus Face
But we know the truth. His playing with [i]Synthocepts[/i] is all to make us feel [i]Lucky[/i] as he showers us with promises of [i]Raspberry[/i] gifts. We must not be dissuaded from our pursuit of the [i]Ahamkara[/i]; by riches from a trash collector with no [i]Skull[/i]. The journey is [i]Dire[/i] but the rewards will be great
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3 RepliesAm I the only one who hates these Xur-pun posts with a flaming passion? Kudos to those of you can enjoy this kind of stuff, but to me, it's "nails on a chalkboard". This stuff is so cringy.
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1 ReplyYou forgot the #sad
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1 Replyyikes
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He Xurly is in such dire need of synthoceps, that he's willing to eat those Raspberries and give that Ahamkara some skull
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4 RepliesWhat a piece of work is Xur, How noble with Raspberries, How infinite with his Nova Bombs, In form and moving how express with his Synthocepts, In action how like an Ahamkara, In apprehension how like a Dire Skull, The beauty of the Arc Bolt, The paragon of Sweet Business....
