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11/2/2017 10:20:55 PM
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I saw Kanye West yesterday
I saw Kanye West at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
What a сunt.
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Yeah. Kanye is a dick. I don't understand how some people don't see that.
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I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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He is a gay fish.
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3 RepliesHe felt oppressed and this is his way of sticking it to the white man.
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nice copypasta, I think I've seen this woth phil spencer and eli manning
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4 RepliesI’m a better rapper then Kanye and I can prove it too.
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But Does [b]Sway [/b]Have The [i]Answers[/i]?
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19 RepliesEdited by Stinky Finger: 11/3/2017 6:45:02 PMWooooah that’s crazy man! I swear the same thing happened with me when I met Ryan Gosling in a grocery store a few days ago. I bet they’re all apart of a hive mind, controlled by the globalists.
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1 ReplyI feel like I’ve heard this story before but with a game stop and the CEO of Microsoft
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4 RepliesEverytime i see a pink icon .... Just realised i have mad max ptsd. Wut do.
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Literally who?
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Inb4cellardoor
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11 RepliesAnyone else think it was Cellar and wind up super confused?
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Inb4 Cellar because Kanye.
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In 1993, the guy behind the one-man black metal band Burzum went to prison for burning down three churches and murdering a member of another band. Just for perspective on ‘cuntishness’.
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1 Replyits the cunts that make some of the best music lol. What else do you exoact from kamye givin his past? Necer reall expect much from meeting a celeb bro
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Well were you [i]expecting[/i] him to be likable?
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Was expecting fish dicks joke...left disappointed
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3 RepliesI don't get the joke. Is this a meme I'm unaware of?
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I spit out my drink. I knew where this was going; it's a -blam!-ing hilarious reskin of the "I saw Phil Spencer" post a while back. xD
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It Kanye secretly Hitler? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4806751/adolf-hitler-may-survived-world-war-2-colombia-cia-documents/
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8 RepliesPretty normal for him. Or have you not known Kanye is a douchelord?
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He seems cool
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Seconded
