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Edited by Grapefruitdiet: 3/20/2015 3:10:58 PM
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Zoob is Love, Zoob is Life.

>I loved Zoob so much >I fapped to his selfies all day >my father sees me >Zoob is a noob he says >I call him a pegboy >he slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now >it is cold >there is a warmth moving towards me >its Zoob! >join the pros he says >he grabs me and puts his analog stick in my anus >I can feel my butthole tearing but i do it for Zoob >he roars a mighty roar and fills my butt with his mlg sauce >my father walks in and sees >what the -blam!- is going on in here?!? >its all mlg now >Zoob leaves through the window >Zoob is Love, Zoob is Life

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