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Edited by The Cellar Door: 3/19/2017 4:34:43 AM
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Pokémon is a degradation of society.

Please. Pokemon is the most zoophile series I've ever seen. Onyx is a giant rock hard wang. Trainers are constantly fondling poke balls. The starting three pokemon are either leaf, water, or fire, a not-so-subtle allusion to the homoerotic 70s band. When pokemon evolve they're really just hitting puberty. The ones who prefer unevolved pokemon are poke-peods and the ones who evolve their pokemon quickly are just too horny to wait. They're healed with potions. In all likelihood that is viagra. The back rooms of poke centers are rooms for wild sex orgies. And don't tell me that when the characters fly or surf on the backs of pokemon there isn't a little hanky panky going on. The whole show is liberal propaganda. It tries to indoctrinate our children with the idea that sex with animals is ok.

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  • Edited by Tormented_Anus: 2/22/2017 11:08:33 AM
    I'm more concerned that it teaches younglings that animal violence is ok as long as the animals involved don't die, merely fall into temporary comas to be revived and subjected to more violence later. It's an endless cycle of depravity and psychopathic cruelty, all in the name of power drunkenness in order to become the best. The slavery of the animals is inconsequential, as long as the kids keep moving up the power ladder. It enforces the idea that a child's personality and morals are meaningless and that the only thing that matters is how much of a bully you can be. It enforces the idea that nature is there for you to r[b]a[/b]pe and exploit for personal gain, and that long term consequences are of no importance. It encourages rivalry and gangland lifestyles, instilling a dog-eat-dog mentality upon the younglings. And let's not forget how it encourages running away from home, abandoning your heartbroken, widowed mother for personal glory in strange and violent lands. Pokemon is subliminal Imperial Japanese propaganda designed to infiltrate and corrupt the minds of the young so that when the Japanese Empire reemerges, no-one will be prepared to fight back. Edit: this just in—reports indicate "sarcasm" is a totally alien concept to some forumites. We will update you with more news as it becomes available.

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