[quote]Happy Birthday to all of my baby killing brothers and sisters. 241 years of taking the slaughter to our country's enemies' children. Semper Fi[/quote] Fixed that for you.

*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Indeed, Also a fun fact: The highest ranking sergeant (no college pre-enlistment) is outranked by the lowest ranking officer (post academy)."

Pffft only 241 years? 18th century noobs! [spoiler]inb4 murican vetren sh*tstorm [/spoiler]

One of my older brothers is in the Marines and I called him this morning and he told me to suck an egg ;(

Happy birthday, soldiers! - A future midshipman (hopefully).

[quote]Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up HE-spewing dee-vine intervention![/quote]

As a ARNG member, I might talk mad shit about Marines, but at the end of the day we're all family. Happy birthday lil bro.

Happy B-day! 🔫ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ💣 🔫 ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ🇺🇸 Got you a present. An entire terrorist organization called ISIS just ripe for you to blow to heck! Enjoy! HOORAH! SEMPER FI! ALL OTHER MOTTOS THAT I AM FORGETTING!

Happy birthday fellow devil dogs. Semper fi.

The Eagle born to those who pledged their lives and sacred honor was smiled upon by God and freed from chains and iron collar. He is held aloft on unity and by History revered,  for preserving peace through strength his wings now reach across two hundred years but for each of those, and one year more, God has smiled upon The Corps, from the Barbary Coast to the Eastern Sand, by sword, by gun, or by bare hand. So it's been, and shall be weighed: though many are born, few are "made". Faithful Always, they shall remain...dogs to loose when war is waged. I am a Marine on the beach, I’m a killin’ machine, with a need to bleed you when the light goes green best believe, I’m in a zone to be, from my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze Put a grin on my chin when you come to me, ‘cuz I’ll win, I’m one-of-a-kind and I’ll bring death to the place you’re about to be: another river of blood runnin’ under my feet   Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you’ll never stand alone, I’m last to leave, but the first to go, Hard Corps is the only way I know. I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the enemy faces in my sight. Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind, kill with a heart like arctic ice... I am a Devil-Dog I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song I bask in the glow of the rising war,  lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore, wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if another one stands I’ll kill some more bullet in the breach and a fire in me like a cigarette thrown to gasoline, if death don’t bring you fear then death ain’t brought by no Marine. Come to the nightmare, come to me, deep down in the dark  where the devil be in the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth, where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps call to the gods if I cross your path and my silhouette hangs like a body bag hope is a moment now long past, the shadow of death is the one I cast.   I am a Devil-Dog I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song Hell has no demon I won’t overcome, I am a warrior and this is my song  Now, I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief, and the least of me is still out of your reach, the killing machine’s gonna do the deed, until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves. Chin in the air with a head held high, I’ll stand in the path of the enemy line,  feel no fear, know my pride: for God and Country I’ll end your life I am a Devil-Dog I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song Hell has no demon I won’t overcome, I am a warrior and this is my song I made the devil himself turn and run, I am a warrior and this is my song Into the fire I will keep marchin’ on, OORAH, Marine Corps, get some!

It's not Friday yet you dumbshit