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10/5/2005 12:24:32 AM
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The great questions ever asked
In our history, the great minds have asked the great questions,
Where is my donut?
Dose this make my but look big?
where does master cheif put his holstered gun?
what is cortana doing in his suit on her spare time?
why dont they just put guns on the ship and use it?
Help me answer these questions or submit your own so that they may be answered be the great minds on the forum.
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[place chosen diety here] made man first so he made him a-blam!- so he could reproduce and of course he needed nipples to feed his young (like all animals) but man was lonely so [place chosen diety here] split man into to entities man and woman. Equally dividing the needed traits to each one. i have no idea what i just said
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why dont you go to ask swine for that?
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ok see if you can answer this question "why do men have nipples ? "
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wait i'm getting someting.... 5:06 pm September 18th 2006 a mod will make a topic in a new forum called Delta Halo (which will be the halo 3 forum) he will complain about how halo 3 sucks and he is quiting.. he will be horribly flamed and mauled by grizzly bears until his death on 2:00 am September 24th 2006
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yet another great question, When will i see a mod start a thread?
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Hmmm... A great question to be asked... 1. Can you lick your elbows? 2. Can you bend over and smile [i]like a donut[/i]?
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Umm reamember the mods
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"WTF NOOB?!"
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heres another question, What is worse? a turd that wants to be a person or a person that wants to turd.
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could turds fly if they had wings? No, poop is mainly inanimate. where did i put my gun? Down your pants. who ate my grilled cheese sandwich? 3 dogs did any one notice jay leno has a REALLY big chin? Maybe what should i do with that stolen can of VX 4 from that hazmat truck? Inhale it what will i post next? more questions, -blam!- do you think if i shoved food up my #%$ i would crap out of my mouth (it worked on south park)? no. If you shove food up your ass, you will poop out whole food, no brown. Mayonnaise and all. why is bungie ubsessed with gorrilas? who knows [Edited on 10/4/2005]
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The answer: 42
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your guns are on my arms.
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i have new questions, could turds fly if they had wings? where did i put my gun? who ate my grilled cheese sandwich? did any one notice jay leno has a REALLY big chin? what should i do with that stolen can of VX 4 from that hazmat truck? what will i post next? do you think if i shoved food up my #%$ i would crap out of my mouth (it worked on south park)? why is bungie ubsessed with gorrilas?
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i have new questions, could turds fly if they had wings? where did i put my gun? who ate my grilled cheese sandwich? did any one notice jay leno has a REALLY big chin? what should i do with that stolen can of VX 4 from that hazmat truck? what will i post next? do you think if i shoved food up my #%$ i would crap out of my mouth (it worked on south park)? why is bungie ubsessed with gorrilas?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja de fuego the master cheif has bottomless pockets.[/quote] But then he could put his enormouse stash of food he has up his #%$ and store more than 1 extra gun there
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The answer to the butt question is "yes" *gets drop-kicked straight in the ball-sack* I mean, "no" *passes out from pain*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Bob Who was the guy who thought, "Hey, I think I'll squeeze this cow's teets and drink whatever the Hell comes out."? I think it was a dare[/quote]I wanna know who the hell came up with, Hey I'm gonna put this burning plant in my mouth and breath in all that toxic goodness
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] homocidalham In our history, the great minds have asked the great questions, Where is my donut? Dose this make my but look big? where does master cheif put his holstered gun? what is cortana doing in his suit on her spare time? why dont they just put guns on the ship and use it? Help me answer these questions or submit your own so that they may be answered be the great minds on the forum.[/quote] your donut is with the others. take 25Mg of butt and it WILL look big. the master cheif has bottomless pockets. guns arent very good for navagation.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LethalReap What if the moon was made of spare ribs?...[/quote] Fixed it.
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Your donuts on your thingy.
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Who was the guy who thought, "Hey, I think I'll squeeze this cow's teets and drink whatever the Hell comes out."? I think it was a dare
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bacon greese1521 Where is my donut? [i]OH, that was yours, opps[/i] Dose this make my but look big? [i]there's no butt to be made[/i] where does master cheif put his holstered gun? [i]in a slipspace continuim[/i] what is cortana doing in his suit on her spare time? [i]your mom of course[/i] why dont they just put guns on the ship and use it? [i]just to piss you off, no other reason[/i] better?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] homocidalham In our history, the great minds have asked the great questions, Where is my donut? Dose this make my but look big? where does master cheif put his holstered gun? what is cortana doing in his suit on her spare time? why dont they just put guns on the ship and use it? Help me answer these questions or submit your own so that they may be answered be the great minds on the forum.[/quote] 1. In your ass. 2. Yes. 3. Where do you think 4. Tossing Chief's salad. 5. They need to save money cuz gas prices are up.
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There is no spoon
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Could Jesus heat a burrito so hot that he, himself could not eat it?
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1 becoz ther pathetic 2 it is just that the cheese tastes like crap 3 54 4 a canadaman 5 no 6 we die
