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Edited by KRAANG SUBPRIME: 7/25/2016 11:17:11 PM
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Nothing can defeat Dogpound from TMNT

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Proof? Okay. In the episode [i]Mousers Attack![/i], Dogpound threatens to kill Baxter Stockman. As Baxter Stockman is a black guy and clearly only white cops are able to kill black guys, Dogpound must be stronger than a white cop since Dogpound doesn't have a gun. This means he's bulletproof! Need more proof? The God Emperor of Mankind is a man. Dogpound is also a man, but crossed with a dog. So that means he's like the God Emperor + a dog, which means he's even stronger than the God Emperor! Ah, you need more evidence? Well then. Darth Sidious claimed he has unlimited power, and since we should take everything a character says at face value, he does! But Sidious is an old man, and Dogpound is much younger. So clearly, Dogpound had beyond infinite power! Even more proof? What are you, an atheist arguing with a theist? Fine. Look at Saitama. He can destroy anything in one punch. Look at those muscles! But then look at Dogpound's muscles. He's got like, 90 more muscles than Saitama, so Dogpound must be able to destroy anything in only half a punch! And for the frosting on the cake, here's the next thing. The Man in the Yellow Hat is probably the most ballin' motherfuсker in da house. He wears yellow clothes and he's a white guy. But wait, Dogpound is white [i]and[/i] yellow, and since he is yellow instead of just wearing yellow, he's more powerful than the Man in the Yellow Hat.

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  • Could he defeat a billion terriers who are also fighting the sun at night?

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    • Even if dogpound could defeat the billion lion army, there is no way he could defeat giantdad, it is simply impossible to defeat him.

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      • Edited by BIG NIPPLE: 7/25/2016 9:20:57 PM
        But is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

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        • Easily defeated by the 1 billion lion army.

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          • Chuck Norris enough said

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            • Batman. [spoiler]with prep time[/spoiler]

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            • You guys forget Bruce Lee

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              • [b]NO ONE[/b] is more powerful than the man in the yellow hat.

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                • where is #letthepollbegin

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                  • Batman with prep time

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