My personal gender identity is Danny DeVito.
Ever since I was 5 years old, I've felt a strange connection to Arnold Schwarzenegger, as if we were...twins. Other boys wanted to play with monster trucks, while I wanted to exchange murders with my writing teacher. On Friday I'm having my plastic surgeon do a major height reduction, and getting a magnum dong installed. If you disagree with this you're a disgusting DeVitophobe and need to rethink your life choices.
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Dovah