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Test the regenerative capabilities of humans by stabbing everyone. Remember, the larger the sample, the more likely your results will be representative.

Dissect yourself in front of whole class, A+ for effort

Watch a tree grow

Make a baking soda volcano, it works for everything...

Build a functional still and hold a practical demonstration.

Lennyface

See Frankenstein's monster.

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Idea: make a satire one saying that there are more than 2 genders and use Tumblr as a source

See what happens if you grow plants upside down

Have secks with your mom, then your sister and see which baby is more deformed. Make sure you record both secks sessions and have your doctor wear a GoPro while delivering both babies.

Study a fat guy who plays leauge of legends daily. Look at their hygiene and habits.

The differences in genetics from your classmates, their heritages, and what that tells about them.

I can give you my recipe for Guardians Ambrosia. The only thing is, it's going to take about 40 days from start to finish. You probably won't have enough time. Oh well, here it is anyway. [spoiler]Recipe for Guardians Ambrosia AKA Hoochie Poochie. "Take a pair of Guardian pants and cut off the legs as high as possible." "Sew the bottoms up and line them with two trash bags. Pour two and a half gallons of water into each leg. Then add five pounds of sugar, five cups of diced tomatoes and one cup of tomato paste per pant leg. This is to help kick if off and make it turn faster." The hooch cooks because when the tomatoes rot, they ferment, causing the sugar to turn into alcohol. Ventilation is important. "Whined the top of the trash bags together around a pen case—leaving an opening—as close to the liquid as possible, to let it breathe." "You rubber band around the tubing tight. Then take the pant leg and roll it up to right above the opening and tie it off. Then you have to find a place to hang the bag." The warmer it is, the quicker the hooch will cook. "Anyplace where it can sit unmolested for 12 days. If you got a kicker, it will come back in six to nine days." You make kickers out of old potatoes, as well as tomato paste. Next, you need to find two small juvenile canines. About five pounds apiece is perfect. I prefer poodle and Pomeranian. They're my faves. Now this is important, you want to be fast and efficient. If they never see it coming all the better. After all, they're giving everything for your mighty tasty treat! The least you can do is be merciful. I main as a Hunter so I use my arc blade. Off with its head, hang um, drain um, skin um, gut um and butcher. Repeat. Make sure and leave the tails on, as this is a delicacy. Now, carefully remove the rubber bands, and pen case, and open the bag. Be careful not to spill any of the precious Hooch. Carefully lower each pooch in its own bag, and close everything up as it was. Hang the bag back up, and let the Ambrosia mellow and mature for 30 days. After 30 days, take the bag down and open. Now what you will see next is going to be absolutely astonishing! You'll find that the liquid, or Hooch will have turned completely clear. And the Ambrosia will be glowing bright Chroma red! Carefully drain off the dross, or Hooch, as it has served its purpose and is now worthless. Next, carefully remove each pooch and put it in its own pan. You will find that the ambrosia will literally fall off the bone. Separate the ambrosia from the bone, and set on its own perspective platter. You are now ready Guardian. Grab your controller, turn on your console, and settle in and serve. You can feast and fight and grind and glut to your hearts content! This is Elysium Guardians! This is Elysium! Enjoy...[/spoiler]

Have some rabbits fuсk in class and a little bit later show how the offspring differ from the parents

Reproduce