Edit: Nobody can read edition!
Utilize vague language and avoid specifics as you describe a game, and let others guess which game it is. [u][b]Please put guesses and answers in spoilers[/b][/u] so multiple people can guess on the same post!
I'll list anyone who gets mine right, and will add more if they get solved.
I'll start with a few, for example:
1)[b]You are Space Jesus bothered by some bugs.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler][b]You tell your friends and they also hate bugs[/b].[/spoiler]
2) [b]The crazy guy is basically God and a bunch of savages tell you about yourself, afterwhich you kill another God.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler]Boats.[/spoiler]
Other bonus hint:
[spoiler]You probably aren't a human.[/spoiler]
3) [b]You tried to just do your job, but you end up just trying to leave work for the day but nobody wants to let you.[/b]
Bonus hint: [spoiler]No [i]thing[/i] wants to let you.[/spoiler]
Other hint:
[spoiler]You can sometimes spot a stranger throughout the levels of this game.[/spoiler]
4) [b]The factory you work in doesn't care about Health & Safety standards in the least.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Prophecy.[/spoiler]
5) [b]Oh shit, Aliens! It's up to a doctor, a janitor and some weird dog to stop them![/b]
Hint: [spoiler]In the second game, you control all three of the characters.[/spoiler]
6) [b]An obese man makes his own Wii U & Television.[/b]
Hint: [spoiler]He has weird friends.[/spoiler]
7) [b]You're a regular guy who takes his family to the Aquarium.[/b]
Hint:
[spoiler]A totally normal dude.[/spoiler]
8) [b]You talk to animals on a daily basis.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Just checking in.[/spoiler]
[u][b]Fot's Hall of Fame:[/b][/u]
Feferi Peixas
Uncle Touchy
Spartan A145
Phosphorus
Battle Pants
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Edited by zose: 5/1/2016 9:27:20 PM1). Chicago in flames, Aliens taking over the world, all while a virus slowly eats you from inside. [spoiler]Hint: From one war straight into the next.[/spoiler] 2). Aliens show up, blow up some shit, you pussy out, and play politician for the rest of the game. [spoiler]Hint: Killing off fan favorites like it's game of thrones.[/spoiler] 3). You walk around depressed regretting committing genocide as you hunt down the last survivor of the race you wiped out. [spoiler]Hint: The survivor is a kid and isn't necessarily human[/spoiler] 4). You're sent in to a quarantine Zone to clean up a company's mess only to become infected and betray said company. [spoiler]Hint: First person Assassins Creed?[/spoiler] 5). Blow up half a city and get some powers. [spoiler]Hint: Time travel's a bitch huh.[/spoiler] 6). An interstellar mining company is kicked off their own planet and forced to live in exile. When they try to reclaim their home their driven off and opposing force blows up the planet they were exiled to. [spoiler]Hint: Space N.azi's[/spoiler] 7). You kill a guy's son, go to jail, get your case heard in court (where you kill everyone and escape), and then break into his house and kill him. [spoiler]Hint: Space ships, magic, and lots of salt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]My Hints are shit lol[/spoiler]