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Edited by Duardo:
4/1/2016 9:06:05 PM
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Arr! Ninjas demand to become Forum Band 'o Pirates!
Fer too long us Ninjas have be hidin' in th' shadows ready to strike, but now we want to take our lovely booty head on. From 'tis day on, we shall be known as [b]Forum Band 'o Pirates[/b], 'n we'll act accordin'ly.
Who gunna be th' first among ye to join our crew 'n help us take what be ours? ARR!
[spoiler]OH, 'n APRIL FOOLS! We [i]totally[/i] got ye.
To be clear: The Ninjas are absolutely fine with being Ninjas (although some pirate benefits are nice).
We hope you had fun and we'll see you next year...
...or will you?
[i]*whoosh*[/i]
[/spoiler]
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#DuardoMatters
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Edited by Sûr: 12/10/2016 1:17:02 PM#FreeDuardo #DuardoMatters
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Bump for awareness. #DuardoMatters
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1 ReplyI've stumbled into troubled waters now... Don't you dare be touchin' me booty! Keep your eyes off me map!
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Here! Here!
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Time to search for the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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All the orange in this forum lol
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"My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Go find it! I left it all there!"
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Holy balls, how many ninjas are there?
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Reporting for duty, my lord.
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Next year you should become pirate-ninja-cowboys
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ? [spoiler]SPONGEFRANK ROUNDPANTS[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesArr! Ye scurvy bilge rats'll blow me down with yer salty chum!
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>mfw massive ninja shitpost
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I agree
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1 ReplyIs this the Crimson forum?
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3 RepliesEdited by Enzan: 4/2/2016 12:28:19 AMMy wealth and treasures? If you want it, I'll let you have it.. search for it! I left everything I own in one piece! I mean.. Arg!
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3 RepliesOmg I've never seen so many ninjas in one place
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4 RepliesHow does one even become a ninja? Unimaginable plunder from the high seas?
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2 RepliesSteal my treasure and see what happens.
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2 RepliesPIMPS AT SEAAAAAAAA!
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3 RepliesArr! Kneel before yer quartermaster Mistress Deej! What's that? Quakin' in yer bootees are ya? You yellow bellied sapsucker! Step to!
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4 RepliesEdited by Kell of Kellogs: 4/1/2016 3:40:08 PMI be ready cap'n! Where be the rum
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This should be a actual group. I think it would be funny.
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4 RepliesHey! I'm relevant! AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
