What should I do? Drive-by with paintball gun?
UPDATE: SO far I got two -blam!- friends that might kiss and do some crazy homo-blam!- stuff. What now?
[Edited on 01.13.2011 8:57 PM PST]
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Go postal on 'em. I'd suggest an AK74. [Edited on 01.13.2011 4:47 PM PST]