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Edited by Hezen KR:
1/11/2016 7:47:42 AM
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Destiny tips in the eyes of a 9 year old girl.
Just the other day, my 9 yo little sister watched me do Court of Oryx for some calcified fragments and a flawless Trials run.
She thinks the game is amazing and while watching me, wrote a list of tips for me in her notebook. I thought I'd share these with you as some of them are pretty cute/funny. These are from the perspective of a 9 year old, but some hit close to home.
#1
Move around and jump.
#2
Dont blow yourself up. Blam!
#3
Make expressions, Aw
#4
Reload :)
#5
Always victory dance . Horray
#6
Do not fall of the map :(
#7
Break their shield and then kill them. Ha ha ha
#8
Coach him/her. Say your out of ammo.
#9
Always have a fireteam
#10
The Cryptarch sucks. But they give out presents.
#11
Don't get sniped. Don't die for trials.
#12
Support your friends. Whoo Hoo! Go Hezen
#13
Kill them out of the air. Your dead.
#14
Shot guns are too good for you.
#15
Don't forget boons. Argh
Edit: Added photo. I am also disappointed in some of these comments, but I should have expected those that make this forum toxic to show up. Keep it clean.
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Desity? That's too cute.
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Nice. Jump more was my daughters recommendation as well. Kids are great!
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I think ur names tom.
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That's funny Nice story [spoiler]take no notice of the trolls, it's what they live for[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI got a few tips for her to add. 1. Eject destiny disc from console tray 2. Snap disc into as many pieces as possible. 3. Buy a good game for brother. No need to thank me dude
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41 RepliesPetition to have that picture placed in the tower somewhere sign here!
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1 ReplyBest rule was rule 8 [spoiler]imagine lord shaxx coaching you[/spoiler]
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Damn she's got better handwriting than me.
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355 RepliesEdited by Vex Mythoclast: 1/11/2016 1:25:16 PMHmmm this is a really efficient way to make post tending ;-;
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2 RepliesFake and gay![spoiler]=3[/spoiler]
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8 Replies9 year old girl? You should be out enjoying your life while you can. This game is for older people for a reason. Maybe learn to sweep, mop, do dishes , make breakfast ,lunch and dinner. Even raise kids.
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That's super awesome mang.
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26 RepliesHer favorite heavy must be Super Good Advice
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2 Replies[quote] #1 Move around and jump.[/quote] ...This is news to me...
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Edited by Cali: 1/18/2016 3:31:12 AMThats awesome hahah
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Come on guys, she basically copied all these from the standard issue Hunter's handbook we got from orientation. Sign here if you got Cayde to sign yours.
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5 RepliesOcean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand, Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land
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18 RepliesPetition to have this etched onto a wall somewhere in Destiny. Maybe in the tower? Could be when Zavala was young..... It's like the 10 commandments. Except it's Destiny and there's 15!
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She made notes for you like that's just awwww haha
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That's fantastic
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LOL OMFG BUMP THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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16 RepliesA friends daughter also 9 said to me very matter of fact "Destiny isn't as good as Warframe because Warframe has dogs that hatch from eggs"
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Fantastic
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Shotguns are 2 gud 4 u!!! Omg my sides hurt
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Ah that's cute.
