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1/3/2016 12:16:40 AM
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When someone rides your ass
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these assholes. I have decided to share it with you.
1. Get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
Three jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
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8 RepliesEdited by MySoulIsTrumps: 1/5/2016 2:02:28 AMDont forget to get one of those yellow "BABY ON BOARD" window signs to put in your back window
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2 RepliesBan test.
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1 ReplyThey make fake babies you can fill with water? This is actually wonderful news to me
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1 ReplyI've had two people ride my ass my bf (if you get what I mean) and then my boss who's a total bitch
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1 Reply>be me >sees thread >expects donkeys >disappointed
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No one can ride your ass now cause you got nothing to ride!!! I'm saying I have robbed you Next time lock your phone And delete your history NEVER FORGET THAT
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1 ReplyClickbait title And how exactly do you aim the baby?
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Get over on the right with the rest of the slow -blam!-s.
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I have to try that
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7 RepliesI love having my ass ridden
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1 ReplyToo complicated. Just shoot them, that'll kill em for sure.
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2 RepliesI usually have them pull my hair...
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1 ReplyBan test.
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Needs instructional video
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1 ReplyI love to ride ass
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Here, take this W First good laugh of today, tyvm
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Edited by Flewhid: 1/12/2016 8:23:42 PMI hate it when people ride my donkey
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Edgy as usual
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2 RepliesEdited by PietjeVM: 1/10/2016 4:59:56 PMWhy not just suddenly brake so he bumps into your car, then make him pay for it?
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You're shit crazy!!! I like it!!
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Edited by DW6: 1/10/2016 5:01:21 PMCame here expecting donkeys. Never mind. [spoiler]OP's a traitor[/spoiler]
