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12/31/2015 12:57:50 AM
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I love me some gummi bears.

>be me >2013 >see really cheap packet of Gummi Bears for sale on amazon >sugar free >buy cause I love me some Gummi Bears >4 days later >got the munchies real bad >grab packet and eat a handful, they're pretty good tbh >keep eating, get nearly halfway through this 2.2lb packet in one sitting >sit down and go back to computer >Stomach starts grumbling >The kracken itself has been unleashed on my intestines >sprint to the bathroom and turn the fan on, plant my ass firmly on the Toilet >rip an obscenely long Fart, must've been sustained for at least 30 seconds >that was just the warning, anus erupts with an explosion of brown liquid, followed by a constant stream >never before have relief and horror been such close bedfellows >sitting there for what felt like hours whilst my anus gets violated >a stream of shit is flowing freely out my ass, with the occasional solid chunk >feel like it's beginning to subside >finally a little bit of liquid dribbles out and it feels like it's over >Sphincter begins to burn hotter than the night after Taco Bill >I'd just shat out raw stomach acid >furiously wipe >go to shower, cold water on, curl up in a ball face down, sobbing gently >in there for 2 hours straight >I love me some gummi bears

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