Do you know who this is? You better know, cause it is Tim Mother-blam!-ing Allen. This bitch is the most badass -blam!-er in the world. Wanna know why? This bitch literally murdered Santa in cold blood. Yeah, that's right. This bitch ain't showing no mercy to anyone, especially the cookie and milk chugging mother-blam!-er that is Santa. Now, not only did he steal that fat -blam!-'s life, he even stole he job. Yeah, this bitch will kill you and mess with your entire life. He went from being some kiss ass to the guy that now gets all the elf pussy he -blam!-ing wants. You want to hear something that will make you truly see that this bitch is your mother-blam!-ing nightmare? He once made a clone of himself and killed it. He basically committed suicide and still lived. He can't -blam!-ing die. Yeah, so you better not pout and you better not cry because this mother-blam!-er will slide down your chimney and beat the shit out of you with his sack of goodies before eating that terrible shit you made because you suck at making cookies, you bitch.