I'll start with a harmless one-liner
Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze
Alright your turn, make us laugh. 😉
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, they set up their tent and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Sherlock Holmes wakes up and asks Dr. Watson "Look up in the sky. What do you see?" Dr. Watson replies "I see millions of stars, which I deduct that some of them may be planets like Earth, which means some of those planet may have life on them. Sherlock Holmes replies "No you dipshit it means someone stole our tent."