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10/22/2015 4:47:19 PM
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If Donald Trump was a destiny boss which one would he be?
Which one would he be And why?
My answer:
[spoiler][b]Phogoth[/b] because whatever Phogoth has going on with his chest area is similar to what Trump has going on on his head [/spoiler]
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It's the next dlc bungie said. The house of Trump Missions: The democracy war The veto The party strikes back Strikes: The unplayfull mind The trumps layer Raid: Election day (so exciting!)
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43 Replies]>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired"
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Xylar
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Valus Ta'auruc Big, mean, doesn't react to any attack at all and when he does react, he will repeatedly explode and try to put you down until you back off or until he wins. Also the biggest shit head in the game until the people that are really in charge took him down a notch.
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Atheon Because he's huuuuuge
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9 RepliesEdited by Uncle Daddy: 10/23/2015 4:18:49 PMIf Donald Trump was a PvE boss in the game we would probably have toupeè more for the dlc...............
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11 RepliesThe traveler. When he becomes president, he will bring a golden age of prosperity, and if there will be a threat to humanity, he would sacrifice himself to save man kind.
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Easy, Va'alus T'Auric. He just waddles around blowing shit all over the place.
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3 RepliesTaniks. Definitely. He has no house, no banner, and owes allegiance to no one. But his Scorch Cannon says "You're Fired." every time it shoots.
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Omnigul. Because hes a bîtch
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Golgoroth because he is mainly focused on one subject while everyone else hits him under the belt.
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He would be oryx saying im winning in the deaths.
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2 RepliesAnyone that doesn't have hair or a life. And one with a horrible laugh. Ohh and one with really bad Jokes
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Muted
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1 ReplyThe undying toupee.
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Rockets mcdickface
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3 RepliesSepiks Trump
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5 RepliesObama is Omnigul He just keeps spawning illegals everywhere
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3 Replies[i]Valus Ta'aruc because he's big and -blam!-ing stupid[/i]
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"Disable democrats yeeaaaassssssss"
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None because there isn't a boss as retarded as he is.
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1 ReplyEdited by COW GUY: 10/24/2015 10:49:18 PMRockets McDickface pre-nerf
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3 RepliesRockets McDickface
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1 ReplyRocket McDickface
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Large Shank. Cause he's just a scrub
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Golgoroth
