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7/9/2009 4:34:27 AM
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What was "Porch Day"? (Real Questions, Not a Troll!)
Everyone says, this is nothing compared to porch day. Could someone care to enlighten me.
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Edited by JayTea: 10/29/2015 11:20:26 PMYes, it was Also, Necrobump
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Ha ha, I remember that. Waaay back in Porch....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 on may 24th 2009 over 30 b.net profiles were banned, the survivors of the constant flaming called the event porch day, they didnt porch only to face a new nightmare, a war against the moderators. two moderators were sent into the past by bungie to try and prevent porch day. the first was to attack the mother of the founder, it failed. the second was to strike at the founder itself, it also failed. now the creator cannot be found, but he is lurking, somwhere within the flood. (the above story is fictuous any events besides porch day are pureley coincidental) [/quote]That is mostly true. Foman and Achranos joined a group that I was perma-banned for joining (wtf?) and they told us why we were banned. They still wont relieve us of our bans, even though I joined at the end of the porch movement. I made one thread about porches the whole day.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] About seven fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 on may 24th 2009 over 30 b.net profiles were banned, the survivors of the constant flaming called the event porch day, they didnt porch only to face a new nightmare, a war against the moderators. two moderators were sent into the past by bungie to try and prevent porch day. the first was to attack the mother of the founder, it failed. the second was to strike at the founder itself, it also failed. now the creator cannot be found, but he is lurking, somwhere within the flood. (the above story is fictuous any events besides porch day are pureley coincidental) [/quote] LMAO! I see what you did there. Oh, and obviously it failed. My mom and I are still alive. :D[/quote] lol thx
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 on may 24th 2009 over 30 b.net profiles were banned, the survivors of the constant flaming called the event porch day, they didnt porch only to face a new nightmare, a war against the moderators. two moderators were sent into the past by bungie to try and prevent porch day. the first was to attack the mother of the founder, it failed. the second was to strike at the founder itself, it also failed. now the creator cannot be found, but he is lurking, somwhere within the flood. (the above story is fictuous any events besides porch day are pureley coincidental) [/quote] LMAO! I see what you did there. Oh, and obviously it failed. My mom and I are still alive. :D
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on may 24th 2009 over 30 b.net profiles were banned, the survivors of the constant flaming called the event porch day, they didnt porch only to face a new nightmare, a war against the moderators. two moderators were sent into the past by bungie to try and prevent porch day. the first was to attack the mother of the founder, it failed. the second was to strike at the founder itself, it also failed. now the creator cannot be found, but he is lurking, somwhere within the flood. (the above story is fictuous any events besides porch day are pureley coincidental)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shinpei Achro got mad and made the play nice rule after[/quote] That rule was posted in '08. It was just brought to light and reinstated after Porch Day.
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Achro got mad and made the play nice rule after
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Dont forget the time not to far back when everyone made parody threads of "my dad raped my girl friend"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alkalies V2 It was a horrible flood of parody threads, kinda of like what just happened times 10000000[/quote]What? Over 9,000?!
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If the Flood survived porch day I think it will survive this.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=10&topicRepeater1-p=549]Porch Day[/url] [Edited on 07.08.2009 8:53 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] City Static [url=http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/MonkeyMan007/superepic2009-05-24_16-26-44.jpg?t=1247111214]Some would say porch day was amazing. Some would say porch day was a nightmare.[/url][/quote] look there is a thread saying that sit's the end of the flood
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] City Static [url=http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/MonkeyMan007/superepic2009-05-24_16-26-44.jpg?t=1247111214]Some would say porch day was amazing. Some would say porch day was a nightmare.[/url][/quote] That wasn't a very accurate one. [url=http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg238/Mattbash93/?action=view¤t=Porch-2.jpg]7 straight pages of this.[/url]
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That was a funny day.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ A mass spam of parody threads that new members think are the most epic thing to happen in the flood. It's not.[/quote]
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[url=http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/MonkeyMan007/superepic2009-05-24_16-26-44.jpg?t=1247111214]Some would say porch day was amazing. Some would say porch day was a nightmare.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ A mass spam of parody threads that new members think are the most epic thing to happen in the flood. It's not.[/quote] do you remember the thread war with zanzibar ?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] About seven fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername Some guy made a thread about someone invading his house. Then, someone parodied it. I think they said there was someone on his porch. Then a cat on his porch, etc, followed by what I like to call, "Mykester's Revelation."[/quote] It was about a guy asking what he should do with a cat on his porch.[/quote] That's not how it started, though. That was just a spin-off.[/quote] I think that was the first one.[/quote] No no no. It started with the [b]"I'm a 13 year old boy with weird feelings"[/b] thread, remember? I made a parody thread, tons of people followed suit. Those parody threads inspired more parody threads, and they kept coming all day. And then... someone said a cat appeared on his porch. Critical mass.[/quote] That thread was hilarious.
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I remember the pregnant threads. Than there was lemons. I lost faith in humanity when I saw the pregnant lemon thread. Now I just shrug off parody floods. Happens weekly or so on the flood.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] About seven fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername Some guy made a thread about someone invading his house. Then, someone parodied it. I think they said there was someone on his porch. Then a cat on his porch, etc, followed by what I like to call, "Mykester's Revelation."[/quote] It was about a guy asking what he should do with a cat on his porch.[/quote] That's not how it started, though. That was just a spin-off.[/quote] I think that was the first one.[/quote] No no no. It started with the "I'm a 13 year old boy with weird feelings" thread, remember? I made a parody thread, tons of people followed suit. Those parody threads inspired more parody threads, and they kept coming all day. And then... someone said a cat appeared on his porch. Critical mass.[/quote] Now, I wish I could go back in time, because the wildly differing memories are starting to piss me off. I don't even know, anymore.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alkalies V2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ A mass spam of parody threads that new members think are the most epic thing to happen in the flood. It's not.[/quote]There have been worse, but porch day was still pretty bad.[/quote] I concur.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ A mass spam of parody threads that new members think are the most epic thing to happen in the flood. It's not.[/quote] Someone should make a catalogue of all this crap.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername Some guy made a thread about someone invading his house. Then, someone parodied it. I think they said there was someone on his porch. Then a cat on his porch, etc, followed by what I like to call, "Mykester's Revelation."[/quote] It was about a guy asking what he should do with a cat on his porch.[/quote] That's not how it started, though. That was just a spin-off.[/quote] I think that was the first one.[/quote] You know, I have a great episodic memory.... >.>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] captain jackKFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SymbolicUsername Some guy made a thread about someone invading his house. Then, someone parodied it. I think they said there was someone on his porch. Then a cat on his porch, etc, followed by what I like to call, "Mykester's Revelation."[/quote] It was about a guy asking what he should do with a cat on his porch.[/quote] That's not how it started, though. That was just a spin-off.[/quote] I think that was the first one.[/quote] No no no. It started with the "I'm a 13 year old boy with weird feelings" thread, remember? I made a parody thread, tons of people followed suit. Those parody threads inspired more parody threads, and they kept coming all day. And then... someone said a cat appeared on his porch. Critical mass.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ A mass spam of parody threads that new members think are the most epic thing to happen in the flood. It's not.[/quote]There have been worse, but porch day was still pretty bad.
