I hereby place forth a request, and also a petition for the delay of Bungie.next (Bungie dot next) as per the following reasons:
~The release of this Website's new design may cause many users to lose interest in life outside of the internet domain "bungie.net"
~This Website's new design has the potential of causing harm to users through malnutrition due to the highly addictive nature that the design may very well have.
~Without a doubt, this new design will be hard to resist the temptation to visit during schooling hours, and thus can cause harm to a student's grades upon release and usage of the new design.
Sign below if you agree the release of Bungie.next should be delayed a time TBD upon the succes of this petition.
EDIT: this thread was created before the Beta, and was intended as a joke. So yea. I was kidding guys.
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Edited by ecartman1214: 1/14/2013 5:14:12 AM#jokethread you forgot that one. Also there are things one can do. Drinking lots and lots of alcohol improves posting quality 400% says people who consume lots and lots of alcohol. It is important to point out all these members stopped posting abruptly at a certain point and remained inactive for several days following. So there is your cure :)