[b]To all you 1-Uppers who think you're so great.[/b]
You've got nothing. Five Gjallarhorns? Pssh. I started the game with Gjallarhorn.
[quote][b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian? Eyes up Guardian. You're alive! You have no idea how long I've been looking for you... It isn't safe, take this Gjallarhorn.[/quote]
Beat Vault of Glass (Hard) 31 times? Really? wow I'm impressed. Not. I bet you cheesed it 16 of those times. I'll tell you what, I pushed of Atheon all by myself... without using grenades. Just shoulder-charged his sorry vex off the shores of time.
Completed Trials flawless on each character? Flew to the lighthouse on Mercury? I picked a fight with a Cabal Phalanx and got a first class ticket to Mercury without even buying a passage. After months of severe pain, the Cabal died from a broken arm.
[i](By the time I destroyed the darkness at its heart, the Stranger admitted I was entirely Interesting ever since the first cinematic. Since then I've become so popular with the ladies Super Good Advice took my Exotic bounty for dating tips.)[/i]
[b]Think you can 1-Up me? Comment why you think you are the most hardcore Guardian; I strongly doubt you could be since the position you are applying for is already taken. ;)
Good luck Guardian, you are going to need it.[/b]
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(19) [b]Exalted Mentions[/b]
[i]A list of Game-Breaking Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler]
#1 [b]DABEAST KING360[/b][quote]I showed Crota what a real dark below looks like.[/quote]
#2 [b]Biglloyd325[/b]
[quote]Me and Veriks once arm wrestled... Now he wears his prosthetics in shame.[/quote]
#3 [b]Jbogsniper3[/b]
[quote]I walk through lightning grenades because I like how it tickles when they hit you.[/quote]
#4 [b]nemanel21[/b]
[quote]They used to tell children stories about me to frighten them.
But now...
They're frightened anyway.[/quote]
#5 [b]Cayde 6[/b]
[quote]I violated the [b][u]Code of Conduct[/u][/b] and [i]have slain the ninja that came for me[/i][/quote]
#6 [b]OMG Terrorize[/b]
[quote]I bench pressed the Traveler up to where it sits.[/quote]
#7 [b]spicnspan69[/b]
[quote]I beat atheon, in the dark below, with my Nintendo light gun, 30 years ago.[/quote]
#8 [b]SoulxShifter[/b]
[quote]I have the death singers song on my playlist[/quote]
#9 [b]DarkLordBacon[/b]
[quote]I have 25001 glimmer.
I killed a Centurion once, all I had to do was glare at him and he shot himself in fear.
I beat up a Dreg once and I downgraded him to a lower rank.
The Traveler is my Ghost.
When I do LvL 35 PoE I get 2 etheric light.
I can equip 3 exotics at a time.[/quote]
#10 [b]Amadas[/b]
[quote]I fist of havoc smash into ketch full of Lego blocks, bare foot.[/quote]
#11 [b]TurtleFuzz81[/b]
[quote][b]I[/b] revived dinglebot in old Russia.[/quote]
#12 [b]A Hunter[/b]
[quote]All I had to do was walk up to Crota and he kneeled before me[/quote]
#13 [b]Damaged Titan[/b]
[quote]I have 5000 armor..... When I am naked[/quote]
#14 [b]Soap[/b]
[quote]I'm here to kill guardians and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of guardians.[/quote]
#15 [b]BrunoxXx666[/b]
[quote]Warlocks don't self res, I pull them back from the grave to beat them again[/quote]
#16 [b]Choking Apples[/b]
[quote]The stranger tried telling me a story. I stopped her mid sentence and said "I don't have time to listen."[/quote]
#17 [b]Spectre[/b]
[quote]I'm that badass i finished the Uranus raid without wiping[/quote]
#18 [b]EM4N141[/b]
[quote]You drink orange juice with pulp? I drink Vex Milk! Straight from the vex[/quote]
#19 [b]JarodColdBreak[/b]
[quote]I fought Skolas for so long without giving up, that he got tired and went back to Orbit.
He also didn't have a checkpoint.[/quote]
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(27) [b]Honorable Mentions[/b]
[i]A list of Hardcore Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler]
#1 [b]Variks[/b]
[quote]I am the only Fallen you can't kill.[/quote]
#2 [b]MarcusWK[/b]
[quote]I'm the reason the vex built the vault of glass. They're trying to find a reality where they beat me. So far it's 1,094,235 and counting realities where I still wipe them from existence.[/quote]
#3 [b]Svrah[/b]
[quote]I hack computers and open up doors, then I tell my ghost "I thought you had the hard job."[/quote]
#4 [b]Gavlaan[/b]
[quote]I told the Queen to bring me the head of a Vex Gatelord.[/quote]
#5 [b]StrykerHunter[/b]
[quote]I made the Stranger have an identity crisis.[/quote]
#6 [b]Darth Tashnut[/b]
[quote]I made the Speaker tell me of the great battle with the Darkness[/quote]
#7 [b]Skyler50x[/b]
[quote]I've made the speaker speechless.[/quote]
#8 [b]Cloudless9[/b]
[quote]I beat down Skolas... with the Aegis[/quote]
#9 [b]ShawShank Guard[/b]
[quote]Playing crucible when I threw a grenade and it killed 6. Then the grenade blew up.[/quote]
#10 [b]Who da llama[/b]
[quote]I won a staring contest with a Gorgon.[/quote]
#11 [b]He Man[/b]
[quote]I chained phogoth up after beating him in arm wrestling[/quote]
#12 [b]SilverFox117[/b]
[quote]So, you do all your bounties daily? Well I did the Postmortem bounty without dying.[/quote]
#13 [b]Kodsumdad66[/b]
[quote]I'm so good I shoulder charge as a warlock.[/quote]
#14 [b]NightBartek[/b]
[quote]crota needs a fireteam of 6 to kill me, 1 needs to be a hunter to swordbear[/quote]
#15 [b]BraveCole[/b]
[quote]I gave Variks a house[/quote]
#16 [b]That One Dreg[/b]
[quote]I'm the guy that gets all the bosses in their prison of elder cages[/quote]
#17 [b]TheKillJoy[/b]
[quote]I sent the nightfall to orbit.[/quote]
#18 [b]tacoman0411[/b]
[quote]I bench the weight of darkness
times 10[/quote]
#19 [b]Sol[/b]
[quote]I have so many engrams the cave loots me[/quote]
#20 [b]CherubicYew60[/b]
[quote]On yeah? I have so many exotics that the Nine are my garbage collectors.[/quote]
#21 [b]K41M1K4ZE[/b]
[quote]Xur is only leaving for the week because he has to do my dishes and serve me some coffee[/quote]
#22 [b]RustlerofJimmies[/b]
[quote]When ever the angry modifier is on, I stare at a phalanx and it flinches.[/quote]
#23 [b]covert29[/b]
[quote]I got my first vex on my first hard mode vog...from the spirit bloom cave[/quote]
#24 [b]D1rtyViking[/b]
[quote]I once did the jumping puzzle in the VoG.... with an unleveled subclass[/quote]
#25 [b]TuRcAnAtOr3[/b]
[quote]The game only lets me have 1 character cause I am an exotic[/quote]
#26 [b]MettalicFingerz[/b]
[quote]I use a phalanx for transportation[/quote]
#27 [b]Good Juju[/b]
[quote]During a Nightfall, I get 1,000,000+ kills...
with my melee...
when Lightswitch is on.[/quote]
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(16) [b]Less Honorable Mentions[/b]
[i]A list of Tough Guardian entries.[/i][spoiler]
#1 [b]TuRdLeKING[/b]
[quote]When ghost says i hope they dont mind if we take their pikes, i call the dreg owners and ask them if they mind[/quote]
#2 [b]Kothir[/b]
[quote]I ate a bowl of spin metal for breakfast this morning.
[i]without any milk.[/i][/quote]
#3 [b]Qwerty[/b]
[quote]I've survived an Old Russia patrol...
without a tetanus shot.[/quote]
#4 [b]Nobody[/b]
[quote]I went flawless in trials, and I lost every match.[/quote]
#5 [b]Awesome JZ[/b]
[quote]I once shot myself in the foot while in water... Crota was found dead the next day.[/quote]
#6 [b]Nerdy_Guru[/b]
[quote]I may not be as good as you but I know I'm better than Gandalf, because I get more than chatterwhite when I beat a raid boss.[/quote]
#7 [b]A Fig[/b]
[quote]I routinely call my ghost "Little Light"[/quote]
#8 [b]vitisku1[/b]
[quote]I once called my ghost little light....he found it hilarious.[/quote]
#9 [b]Always Feral[/b]
[quote]I'm the one who trapped Crota's soul in that giant green slab of Jolly Rancher.[/quote]
#10 [b]Ninjambi[/b]
[quote]My Tower and Reef k/d's are positive.[/quote]
#11 [b]ThisPotato[/b]
[quote]You're out looking for ghost shells.
I'm the one who hid them[/quote]
#12 [b]Kialand[/b]
[quote]When I found the Dead Guardian in the Moon, the Hive screamed in terror and ran as they saw me:
"[i]We've woken the Light![/i]"[/quote]
#13 [b]iLutzen[/b]
[quote]Oh yeah? Well I tried applying to Dead Orbit, and they said I was too edgy for them.[/quote]
#14 [b]lostcityrocker[/b]
[quote]I use arc weapons on void shields... during solar burn.[/quote]
#15 [b]antdawg33[/b]
[quote]I stepped on a LEGO at 3am and I didn't cry[/quote]
#16 [b]fballguy[/b]
[quote]I solo cosmodrome patrol without cheesing[/quote]
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[u]Recent additions[/u] [i]12:10pm Aug 5th[/i]
[b]JarodColdBreak[/b] E19 | [b]TuRcAnAtOr3[/b] H25
[b]MettalicFingerz[/b] H26 | [b]Good Juju[/b] H27
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I decided to turn off the lights a few hundred years ago. Now there are millions of humans, aliens, and robots trying to figure out how to beat me and calling me by the nickname " The Darkness". The best thing about how hardcore I am? Countless Guardians fight over how hardcore they are completing inane tasks that reset every week in a constant unending cycle that will keep them busy from ever actually beating me until they get bored and leave or die of old age.