Ok, i have heard some people talkin like they are real special. So, if you beleive you have a superpower or have any capabilities beyond the average idiot, enlighten all the bored dupos that make up
THE FLOOD
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I can see your past! you ate eggs for breakfast once didn't you? you went to school with that one guy you dated that one girl you ate with at the resturant you made an SBD and laughed the whole time you rode in a car I SEE ALL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rip Saw I can pick up and manipulate objects just by thinking about it. I don't have to see the object, as I can [i]feel[/i] it with my mind.[/quote] As can I. We are very special indeed
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I can pick up and manipulate objects just by thinking about it. I don't have to see the object, as I can [i]feel[/i] it with my mind.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gmaster7 I can predict your future. In your future, you will breathe. You will eat. You will drink. Need I say more?[/quote] Right after I read this post, I did all of these things!! I breathed, many times actually. I ate a lunchable (for kids, I know, but still so delicious) And I drank a Mountain Dew, because ever since they sponsored the new maps, I have been unexplainably drawn to it. This guy is a dynamo!! [Edited on 4/13/2005]
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I can predict your future. In your future, you will breathe. You will eat. You will drink. Need I say more?
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I have the ability to hear a TV when it is on a black channle and no one knows it's on.
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Wonderyboy, won't you take me far away from this mucky muck?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] numbah one I have the power to blow the biggest FART in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Last Saturday me and 4 friends were riding in my car when someone farted and it was so horrible that I had to stop my car get out and puke. I was like if you fart and it causes someone to puke you should see a doctor because it’s not right, seriously if you can fart and make someone through up GET YOURSELF CHECKED.
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I have the power to make traffic lights turn green by staring at them.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wambobob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oneIdbandit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stang289GT I can raise my adrenaline level at will (sorta like super strength) but i start to get a headache after abbout a minute or so. its really neato.[/quote] I'm gonna have to work on that, that would be awesome. Me, I have the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away! That's telekinesis baby! Wait, that's not me...[/quote] How 'bout the power... to move you?[/quote] How about the power of flight? that do anythin for ya? Thats levatation holmes!
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I know this sounds wierd and it's not really a super power but......when I walk under street lights then go off?! Seriously! Other people have noticed it to! Hardly gonna' save the world though is it, "look out Osama! Darkness!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oneIdbandit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stang289GT I can raise my adrenaline level at will (sorta like super strength) but i start to get a headache after abbout a minute or so. its really neato.[/quote] I'm gonna have to work on that, that would be awesome. Me, I have the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away! That's telekinesis baby! Wait, that's not me...[/quote] How 'bout the power... to move you? [Edited on 4/13/2005]
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I see visions!!..but sometimes they don't come true..and I can only see them when i am sleeping...
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I have the ability to sit through hours of mindless dribble and come through sane. A.K.A comedy central.
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By using a special Colt .45 embued over a year with my very non-human essence, I can use it to destroy entire cities. Don't believe me? What about the city of July? Ever hear about that city? No? Becuase it doesn't exist anymore, dumbass. And that poser in the Matrix, Neo? He dodges bullets. I say he's an ameteur. I make bullets dodge [i]me[/i].
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i have extreme farting powers. thats what starts tornados, extreme gusts of wind coming from Scotland
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My superpower is that I'm smart compared to the rest of the world.
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I have a Super Power, its called "Con", and my superhero name is "Con Man." Its a pretty cool power to have and gets me into all sorts of stuff.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stang289GT I can raise my adrenaline level at will (sorta like super strength) but i start to get a headache after abbout a minute or so. its really neato.[/quote] I'm gonna have to work on that, that would be awesome. Me, I have the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away! That's telekinesis baby! Wait, that's not me...
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What do you mean [i]think[/i] I have super powers?
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When I smoke.....I can fly. Well, sorta float around and stuff. If you have this super power too you should PM me. I got info for YOU!
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I have the power to blow the biggest FART in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have the ability to make my therapist leave the room in tears before she sends the giant man with a lazy eye and one boob in to shoot me up with something he calls "The Happy Needle" and then puts me in my white coat that makes me hug myself ^_^ and puts me in my room made of pillows. He even opens up the little window on the door so that I can stare at the tile on the ceiling outside my room. Did I mention that I love you all. Oh and... Mr. Susuuchi, you lights are on.... Mr. Susuuchi... your lights... are on Also I have the power to play guitar until my fingers bleed and my strings turn red, at which point, I hang them on my wall and dance with a naked Indian until the sunsets. Does anyone else smell cabbage? YES! THATS IT! I HAVE FOUND THE.... no wait no I haven't false alarm. Im racist against chairs, they killed my father. Also I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. Why would I want to raise my cholesterol? So I can lower it again. OOOOOOH RIGHT! [Edited on 4/12/2005]
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I see dead people...
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I can raise my adrenaline level at will (sorta like super strength) but i start to get a headache after abbout a minute or so. its really neato.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wheels_04 I can make people say things. Say"I am sofa king wee todd edd" really fast and your talking about my cat.[/quote] No you say: I Am Sofa King We Tall Did or My Dixie Wreck