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Edited by Onion Beetle fan: 6/21/2015 4:01:36 AM
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1st grade teacher asked my daughter, "What happens when you get bit by a spider?

She responded, "You get superpowers and turn into spiderman." She then got sent to the office and the principal called to inform me of this.
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  • If I was told that, I'd tell them I'd be down there personally in X minutes. Then I'd go, make sure the principle and teacher were both there, call them out for being shitheads, take the daughter and leave.

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