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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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HAHAAHHA u idiots...dont you understand it is April 1st...april fools u dumb assess.....
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ur a violent mother
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I never knew how stupid people could be! If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass s.h.i.t. on your chest! And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass c.o.c.k. for that update. That s.h.i.t. wasn't believeable for a goddamn second!
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u should all stfu and just calm down stop making fun of random ppl on the internet. come on there giving us 9 maps wow i can wait dunno bout u. and its called april fools day come on they were just having fun... and just because ppl dont get that its a joke and post somthing doesnt mean u should make fun of them there asking questions wow is that a crime
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"A Skilled Clan asks, We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies? We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players." I'm pretty sure that would be discriminating. The 'Skilled' clan can leave the postgame lobby? Mute the other team? Or just Plain stop their Beech'n
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LOL Xx will be placed with level 35 + good april fools frankie i wonder if the guy with the gamertag mango is gonna get alot of crap from people that actually that it was true
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I never knew how stupid people could be! If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass -blam!- on your chest! And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass -blam!- for that update. That -blam!- wasn't believeable for a goddamn second!
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ALSO BATTLE RIFLES ON LOCKOUT ND SWORDS ON CAUGULATION O YEA!!!!!! O YEA!!!! ND MY NAME STARTS WITH M SO I WILL B AGAINST LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1,2,3HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH4,5,2,96,45HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH757HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH56756675HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WILL B PLAYING MEDIUM RANKED PPL!AND THE WEAK SAUSE WILL B COOL hopefully there will also b feed back for british ppl nd there crocked teeth
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"A Skilled Clan asks, We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies? We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players." I'm pretty sure that would be discriminating. The 'Skilled' clan can leave the postgame lobby? Mute the other team? Or just Plain stop their Beech'n
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OMG!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THIS NEW DOWNLOAD hopefully i wont be ban for being a bad player : ) BUT WOW FUEL RODS ND WINBOTS!!!!
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Nice..I, like most others, look forward to reading the Update each week... just because it's an "understood" Holiday does not mean you should of participated...Bad move "Mango"....but written well...Got me off guard...But still not happy...Come clean soon. Deat be not proud For some have called thee Mighty and Dreadful Thou art not so
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MALLRATS PWNS
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Are you guys really going to take the battle rifle out of all the levels except Lock Out? Why? Its a cool weapon and i think it needs to stay. For instance, on Colossus, if the other team has the sniper and sits in one of the corners, how is the other team supposed to combat that effectively without the battle rifle?
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yes all bull they give you a hint in the front of the story Frankies Quote "Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today"
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at first i thought this was a real update, but i saw the sword thing which i thought was bs, but then i saw the stupid feedback thing and noticed it was april fools day....
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this is the stupidest think I ever saw
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that was a hilarious update, i think, Frankie, you just cured my sickness, i was in bed sick almost all day til reading this - thank you
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Haha...i think its hilarious how many people are all mad about the April fools joke. I think its pretty funny...its nice to see some humor. And its even funnier the people who thought it was an actual update. Good job bungie....keep it up
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Nice Frankie nice......I'm sorry most of the posts I read were negative, but hey I got a good laugh.
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Well if you read the story close enough all of it does some like BS banning the sucky players? they cant do that i think this whole thing is BS and they will probably have a real Weekly update tommarow i mean really "weaksauce" what a bunch of bull-blam!-
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very funny, that was some epic writing - nicely played! wonder how many people will be changing their tags tonight? the ai bot, classic! frankie, you da man! proudly written with correct grammar, no caps man and one more time, nice!
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The only thing worse than that weekly update is those out there who are too stupid to realise it was a joke. Frankie if you're going to post crap like that take a hint from Fable and make a public appology for wasting our time.
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Perhaps a real update will be posted tomorrow... is Chiron 2 real? Why must Bungie (Frankie) play mind games?
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About the issue of banning cheaters for a year, wouldn't it be better if you did it to their EEPROM rather than the BIOS since it's a lot harder to replace? People who run modded xboxes could easily switch their BIOS with another retail one, but the EEPROM would require an xbox that's never been Live.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWBigshot All the 10 year olds and younger need to get off this forum now, if you don't understand that the update was a joke then u r classified as a 10 year old. SO -blam!- OFF, -blam!- OUT, AND GET A LIFE U -blam!- MORONS.[/quote] Who else thinks this guy is perhaps 14-10 years old? Just by the way he composed that "remark" you can just tell he's either #1:An idiot (You could admit to it) or #2: pretending to be a "Big Boy". And if you cant understand that this "joke" is a waste of time and disappointed us fans again then you should try to find a new site to lie about who you are.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWBigshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lordquwit Aprils fools, wow thats funny.....yea if i was 5 years old. This is the worst update I've ever seen and Frankie should be ashamed. Honestly you act like little kids instead of a video game company with eager fans.[/quote] Grow Up....[/quote] Nice triple post. Grow up? Why don't you grow up and pretend to be an adult somewhere else? I wait until Friday to hear news on my favorite game "Halo2" and almost every week i get a good update. But now thats its the worst day to pull a prank of the year, Bungie decided to gives us the cold shoulder and make a horrible series of jokes that didn't even make me giggle, maybe if it was funny it could slide but it didn't make any sense and was boring to read.
