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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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yea man o my gosh we need info!
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sex is fun
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we better get some real good info today... ifnot my patience has stopped i'll probly buy brothers in arms to play a GOOD game without cheaters i always thought bungie would handle this good but they handle it like 8 year old not working wannab funny people
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Why is the SMG the starting weapon and not the Battle Rifle for matchmaking. It takes skill to use a battle rifle and not just duel wield good weapons that you find nearby with the SMG. If the BR was a staring weapon you would need to find a SMG and another weapon all before getting killed to duel wield. This will also eliminate some of the bad players from getting high ranks.
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He got you pretty good didn't he? April Fools, ha , ha , ha
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one thing i learned from south park is that april fools jokes concerning something as big as halo 2 or south park make everyone hate u anyone remember the april fools joke on south park about finding cartman's dad? everyone was pissed
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OK if there WERE joking about the MD logo and Chiron, that was NOT COOL.
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is anyone here.... but seriously i wanted to do the do, now im just confused
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uhhhh does this mean no chiron tl34 and no mountain dew logo
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Man I can't believe they would do that..everyone was waiting for the new info...but they played a joke...no one was laughing, that was the [b]WORST[/b] they have done...*sigh sigh*
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ok sorry evry1 jus read that the wwu was taken down from the home page. hmm annoyed i was lookin forward to a delightful update from you frankie-baby. o wel. still y is there no news this week. is there nothing special happenin over there at bungie studios? hurry up with the next update for us im hungry for ne mp info.
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er hav i missed something? what WWU i checked april 1st and there was nufink there? hmm maybe its my browser. has the wwu been removed? if not will someone give me the link to it. o yeah how come there is no news this week? it ses on my screen "News is not available – please try again later." is this just me again or is there no news? lol i sound like a pc noob o wel
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LMAO you guys are so lame. IT'S APRIL FOOLS. COME ON LIVE A LITTLE. You will get your REAL update I'm sure. Calm down. It was actually really funny. The part where Frankie joked about the battle rifles being switched was swords was hella funny....you guys just have no sense of humor/patience. Whiners suck, don't be one. Flame all you want, I don't care.
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ugh i hate whoever came up with april fools, i will find him and eat his children lol.... but seriously i was all exited to see new pics of maps and good info and i got this stupid crap
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That was the most un-funny stupidiest thing i have ever saw... Frankie quit trying to be funny... Which means no more mister chef or what ever those dumb master cheif drawings are called on WWU....
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Frankie Frankie Frankie Just sitting on your hands trying to think of scary things to say. Actually the BIOS was pretty good, I bet a few standbyers fall for it. Anyways, funny WWU's aren't your bag man, be the monkey, FLING THE CONTENT, take a mulligan put a decent WWU or a double next week, cause I wait for information. This is worse than trying to find out who Cartman's dad was on April Fools (curses terrance and phillip)
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that level is sooo easy to get around in jeses.
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Wow! You guys are pathetic to have thought right off the bat that Bungie was ACTUALLY serious about this stuff... I mean COME ON! These are the people who made Halo! They're not stupid enough to piss off all of their fans by screwing up the ranking system; Bill Gates wouldn't allow it. And remember; the update was posted on April Fool's Day. --Way to get stumped by Bungie, fools!
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WAAA EVERYONE CRY BECAUSE THEY ARNT POSTING NEW MAPS THAT THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT OUT! waaaa
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LOL... Weaksauce... LOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alucard258 Your kidding about the whole if you miss too many sniper shots/rcoket shots youll get banned right?[/quote] I dunno man, it could be an act of racism. No, really. Did you ACTUALLY believe any of this? I can say for about thirty seconds i believed the battle rifles on lockout bit, and spent an hour trying to get those audio easter eggs, http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=mpeggs, to work, but getting banned for being bad. Okay man.
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If anyone has not tried 1 on 1 swords and sentinel beams, with overshields, camo, at waterworks, you should, and it should be added to the head to head playlist. There should be a sentinel beam matchmaking playlist, that would be so tight.
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Ok. Laugh is over. Can you please give us a real updated Weekly What's Update?
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-blam!-est post ever this won't help your get players to play halo by doing this. You have a milloin people pissed at you now fix that!
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Your kidding about the whole if you miss too many sniper shots/rcoket shots youll get banned right?
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When will the real post be out?
