So I was at middle school today and I was in the back of my math class on my 3DS playing Super Mario 3D Land Some typical dudebro idiots were arguing over whether Call of Duty or Halo was better. The one who like CoD looked at me and asked what I thought. "Neither. They are both boring modern military shooters with emphasis on graphics. Zelda is better than both" I don't know why but they thought this was super funny and started laughing. They started talking about how Xbox was so much better than Wii and Wii U. I told them that online gaming and graphics don't matter. It's all about the gameplay and Nintendo makes the best games, plus they innovate, unlike Sony and Microsoft. They started calling me really mean things and then threatened to beat me up after school. They told everyone about how I liked Nintendo and Zelda and all that fantasy stuff. They said I was gay and I play games for little kids. I didn't want to seem even weaker than what people already think of me, so I met them near the field where we have recess. I don't know how to fight. Only the Halo guy was there. He punched me so hard you'd think it was the Master Chief himself who hit me. I had bruises all over me and a little cut on my leg by the time he was done with me. I ran home and shut myself in my room and started to cry. My mother came upstairs and asked me what was wrong . I told her that I gone in one little fight, but my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'Fresh' and there was a dice in the mirror. If anything I would've thought that this cab was rare but I thought "Naw forget it, yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To settle my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.