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>I loved Shrek so much
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>i prayed to him every night
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>Shrek is love, I say >Shrek is life
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>my dad walks in
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>He calls me a fgt >I know he's just jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I call him a cünt
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>he slaps me and tells me to go to bed >i'm crying now and my face hurts
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>suddenly I feel a warmth >it's Shrek! I'm so happy.
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>i forget the words for the narration
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>Shrek leans in close >"This is my swamp" >He uses his big ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I am ready