OK- Here's how you fight in the Laser War.
Basically, you just say your name and your action, like this"Yourname sees Excommunicado dive behind the trash can and he quickly fires three laser bolts in his direction, [color=red] PSOW PSOW PSOW!) [/color]
A lot of it is macrocostic instead of from a first person view. Fight however you wish. Just remember I will win in the end.
Excommunicado cunningly and stealthily dives behind a trash can so that he can obscure himself from the onslaught yet to come.
[Edited on 6/23/2004 1:43:07 PM]
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Ginger looks over at Drive By Baggins skipping off into the sunset, and raises a glass in his honor. A laser beam emerges from the glass, and fires off into the sky. PEW PEW PEW![yellow]
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Drive By Baggins observes Ginger necrobumping old threads. He throws his head back with a hearty laugh, firing his laser into the air as he skips off to other threads to reignite the laserwars of Old. PEW PEW PEW PEW![orange]
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Necrobump!
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I say skip the black citadel thing. Instead, create an abyssal pocketplane that constantly changes and with such an amount of complexity that normal mortal minds can't comprehend it without going mad. That way, you could keep it in your pocket, and it doesn't need cleaning either, with all that constant change and all. That's what I use, at any rate
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Fine, but if you ever need a guard I'll be in the custodians room
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but isnt mowing golf courses a great job? and i've decided to not blacken out the sun, because on some days when I'm not feeling evil and fear inspiring, I like to go frolick in the sun. I'm going to take my nap now.
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Maybe even body guard.You don't have one and might need one
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Excommunicado well, while your army was marchin we had a potluck. I'd have to say it was a complete success- only 3 people brought tuna cassarole. Hmmmm... I can't decide what kind of new stronghold to build... I was thinking a Barad-Dum type tower, or a black citadel. I think the black citadel would be more practical, and it would be cheaper to contract. Either way it has to be fear inspiring. Hmmm... If I blacken out the sun my golf course will die and master grunt will be out of work. So maybe you'll just get mixed feelings when you come to my black citadel. On one hand its evil and terrifying, and on the other hand, the sun feels so nice on the back nine.[/quote] Well if you blacken out the sun instead of putting me out of work how about I get a new position?I think you could use a security guard.
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you have to be a badass to build a black citadle and we have yet to know whether you are worthy to be nominated a badass
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-blam!- big post
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you can't make it without our permission
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Sure! I dont want people striking or anything so go ahead.
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well, while your army was marchin we had a potluck. I'd have to say it was a complete success- only 3 people brought tuna cassarole. Hmmmm... I can't decide what kind of new stronghold to build... I was thinking a Barad-Dum type tower, or a black citadel. I think the black citadel would be more practical, and it would be cheaper to contract. Either way it has to be fear inspiring. Hmmm... If I blacken out the sun my golf course will die and master grunt will be out of work. So maybe you'll just get mixed feelings when you come to my black citadel. On one hand its evil and terrifying, and on the other hand, the sun feels so nice on the back nine.
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I think we should permanently seal the way out of hell, because Deathpotatos infernal army could leave a awful burnmark on mastergrunts floor
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you won't win the army of badasses from hell comes and gets you
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We get breaks?!?!? Well, I need one, I've been working 12 hours straight...
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wait till I leave hell again to attack you mortals
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Great now we've got some crazy guy as a driver on the team.It's gonna be really wierd in the break room.
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still marching deeper into hell...finding new recruits...my army is so badass
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Yeah- just maybe not laser nukes. It would be too tempting in a traffic jam. And then my approval ratings would all go to hell. But lasers and monkeys will work.
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Wow, this has gone downhill since I left...*Hisses and backs into corner*
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Yay!! Can your car have a monkey that fires laser nukes out of it's butt mounted on your car?? How about two??
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the bloodpotato army makes its way deeper into hell
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hey zeke- if you want to be my ally i need chauffer. would you like the job? or else?
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But it worked!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha