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Edited by Onion Beetle fan:
6/21/2015 4:01:36 AM
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1st grade teacher asked my daughter, "What happens when you get bit by a spider?
She responded, "You get superpowers and turn into spiderman."
She then got sent to the office and the principal called to inform me of this.
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And people wonder why the public school systems reputation is going down the shitter.
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12 RepliesThe school probably took it as a threat of terrorism and thought that she was gonna send Spider-Man to -blam!- everything up.
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10 RepliesI don't see a problem. Must be dc fans.
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1 ReplyThe second worst reason for being sent to the principal's office. The first has to be that boy in Texas who got suspended for using a Lord of the Rings reference
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Wait! That's not actually what happens!?
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I don't see issue with this. Go talk to the teacher tell her stop been a liberal. The kid made a joke. Now that I think about it I feel bad for my teacher I was no angel. Your raising you kid right.
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If I was told that, I'd tell them I'd be down there personally in X minutes. Then I'd go, make sure the principle and teacher were both there, call them out for being shitheads, take the daughter and leave.
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Why didn't she give her a high five?!
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9 RepliesWow that's overreacting if I've ever seen it. She is a 1st grader with an imagination and not a clear understanding of the world yet. People need to chill and realize life is a lot better without a stick up your ass.
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3 RepliesSchools are more worried about punishing kids for useless things then they are about a good way of teaching.
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Why would you get sent to the office for that?
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What that is ridiculous slap that teacher.
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How the heck does that warrant a trip to the principals office?
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Why the hell would some one get sent to the office for saying you'd turn into Spider-Man. She's in 1st grade correct?
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3 RepliesQuick take her out of public school before they ruin her.
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And if you are exposed to gamma radiation you turn into the hulk
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That doesn't even sound believable as there is no answer to that question. Nothing happens with some spider bites and reactions can be anything from a red bump to death. I think the OP is just a liar.
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What kind of school calls a parent over that? I'd seriously consider pulling my kid out of that school.
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2 RepliesThat's how you know you're raising your kid right
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Thar teacher and principal lol... I would've been like what's the problem with imagination..
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Tell your daughter she said the right thing
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1 ReplyYou should get a radioactive spider to turn your daughter into Spidergirl just to make the teachers look stupid.
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4 RepliesThanks common core
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You're kid is the cool kid in class
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3 RepliesPlease buy your daughter a treat
