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You all should be ashamed with yourselves... This AN'T PG 13!!!! On second thought: That looks bent!
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STD's kill people too. Bet he can't stick it. I don't know if anyone have said the first one, but let's see if my previous caption will be good.
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Couldn't edit, so.... "Say hello to my little friend."
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Stupid non-editing.....ness Master Chief now holds his gun in the 'erect' position when corpse-humping.
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Ok.....thats just plain freaky
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Surgon General Warrning: HAL0 2 WILL LEAD TO ENDLESS HOURS IN FRONT OF TV ASORBING YOUR PHYSICAL FORM WHICH MAY RESULT IN TIREDNESS, OBESITY, FATIGUE OR EVEN DEATH.
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this is why there will only be elites and spartans in muiltiplayer.
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Red Chief: Dude! why did you kill the dohnut salesman, whats he ever done to you apart from supply you with delicios circular sugar coated treats.
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cortona must be jealous, or guy laying on ground thinking to himself: I always thought the 117 meant something else. or who's your daddy, yeah thats right, speak my name biatch.
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Green Chief: "I hate escort missions"
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Master Chief, having just discovered his new MJOLNIR has no Port-A-Crap, takes the role of an astronaut, for those few, but seemingly endless seconds, to the horror of Bent.
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The nearby radio station suddenly gets this recording: "Crikey! This looks like one of those Machine-men! Oy, they look dangerous...but still mighty wild. We're coming up behind one of em' now, and BOY are they fast. Alright, this green one will have to do. I wonder what--Crikey they are shiny--happens when I poke one and OH CRIKEY *crack*"
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I have 2. --blam!-!!! -BUKAKI!!!
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red guy to green guy: dude, lay off the space-twinkies.
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the MC crew and bent were beggining to realise that the bean-burrito lunch was a bad idea and was causing a chain reaction
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no no no no you can't be in halo 2 thats way too good resolution for this version, you'll just have to wait witht the rest of the chiefs over there.
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For all of you who saw Chronicles of Riddick: [b]"You keep what you kill," [/b][i](even if it what you kill is an hairy-legged, aging white dude with a killer goat/stache, who eats too many donuts and is waiting for a good cadaver hump). [/i] [b]SuperFlious Your Daddy[/b]
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The punishment for not wearing shoes to work.
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-Green to Red: Hah! MY gun is white! Look what it did to this unarmed office worker! ---- -And suddenly, Fred realized that this was probably a very bad time for a victory celebration.
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Tripping MC: "How many times have I told you not to corpse hump in the middle of a battle!"
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Red M.C.- Is it dead man? Green M.C.- I can't really tell from this angle, sorry Red M.C. in corner- IT DOESN'T MATTER JUST GET IT THE [b] HELL OUT OF THE WAY [/B]!!!!
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Orgy on the battlefield!
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Hey man, watch where you're sticking that gu.n.
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Introducing the newest member of the Village People.... THE GREEN SPARTAN!!!
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green spartan- "Hey man did you hear? FRANKIE'S BALD!!!!!" homer simpson-"No way!!!"-faints red spartan number two- "HUH!!"-black's out
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green spartan- "Dude i really shouldn't have ate those beans last night, ooh hear it comes" Thus the result