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Edited by indigovibe: 6/1/2015 8:40:46 PM
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About Demons

A question out of curiosity - there are apparent ways to 'summon' demons, but that always involves physicality or speech. My question is, for those of you that know about this is, [b]can demons be summoned by even just thinking about them?[/b] I am not really a believer in this subject, but after watching a video displaying 'demonic behavior', I have noticed myself having immense trouble sleeping. I have had random thoughts as I close my eyes that I have to actually try to stop. I feel uncomfortable in the shower and I become overwhelmed with random feelings of being watched anywhere I go. Sometimes I feel unburdened and other times I just have a sudden, unshakable feeling of a presence. I have done no.. rituals or anything. Never played with what are described as demonic objects. Again, not really a believer in all this, but I find it incredibly odd that this has suddenly begun happening. [i][b]Edit - Thank you for the replies. Serious or not, I appreciate it![/b][/i]

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  • Edited by Neozeeka: 6/1/2015 10:05:56 PM
    It sounds like you may have a [b]DTD[/b] ([i]Demonically Transmitted Disease[/i]). They are most commonly caused by unprotected sinning, or intercourse with non-believers. [u][b]Some symptoms include, but are not limited to:[/b][/u] paranoia, projectile vomiting, skin irritation caused by holy water, uncontrollable guttural sounds emanating from your throat, an aversion to the cross or cross-like objects, an inability to prevent your eyes from rolling back in your head, voices that instruct you to burn things, and crab walking backwards down stairs. Early treatment is key. In most cases, taking two (2) communion wafers and administering an HWE ([i]Holy Water Enema[/i]) will be enough to treat the condition. Some severe cases may require an Exorcism, and on the rare occasion that you find yourself to be the Antichrist, the Seven Daggers of Megiddo are recommended to prevent the Apocalypse. If symptoms worsen, or persist for more than seven (7) days, consult your local Priest. [i]*These statements have not been evaluated by the Catholic Church*[/i]

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