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Edited by TSL BestOfMe:
6/24/2021 8:02:46 PM
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Jesus Christ - the First Warlock
It took him a while to get the self-res down. But, after three days, he got the hang of it. Your thoughts on this?
[i]Edits: [/i]
He has a light level of 333. You might call him a [i]Christmas Noob[/i].
"He was the first sunsinger to use fireborn" - peckboys2
One might say he was the original SunBro.
dragonrider4501 made a valid point, his super wasn't charged so he had to wait. Also, as many of you have pointed out, he didn't have high enough intellect. This caused his super to charge rather slowly.
So remember warlocks, when in doubt, ask yourself: "what would Jesus do?" - kingofWAFFLES61
Help me with this one guys...
(Thanks go to Rikkom, BigRizzo84, grizzly8903, Viptyte, count swagula, DIZZY312)
[i][u][b]Jesus' load-out[/b][/u][/i]
Helmet: Helm of Thorns - Blessings of the Father perk (kills during radiance causes extra orbs to drop)
Chest Piece: Robes of Moses - Water Walker perk
Guantlet: Walls of Jericho - Stone Crusher perk
Boots: Boots of Genesis- Bearing the Cross perk (enhanced agility when holding the Cross)
Class Item?
Primary: The Cross Hand Cannon - Fallen Idols perk (gain extra health from Fallen enemies)
Special: Spear of Tiberius Sniper Rifle - Holy Lance perk (over penetrating tips)
Heavy: Crucifier Rocket Launcher - Hammer & Nail perk (shrapnel pins what ever it hits to the walls)
[i]New Game Mode[/i] - Trials of Moses (10 man fireteam working together to escape a horde of Guardians equipped with gear and weapons from the Trials of Osiris)
[i]New Crucible Multiplier[/i] - Lazarus (team killing enabled)
[i][b]Ascend to the heavens and become legend, Guardian![/b][/i]
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[spoiler]NOTE: This is supposed to be all in good fun. If you take this too serious, then this isn't the post for you.[/spoiler]
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Ooohhh....can I get an extreme Necro Bump on this Easter?
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Wow...this was years ago :rofl:
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Hmmm...so, Jesus walks into a hotel and puts three stakes on the front counter. He looks at the receptionist and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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I like it, light, dark, hive look like Satan spawn, you go! Jesus for the win. I want Jesus lamb fleece healing gauntlets, touch it and insta-heal!
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Necrobump Initiated.
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7 Replies*enemy detected: Silence* "Damnit, we can't have no silence around here... System check!" *all systems are good to go* "Ready the cannons!" *forwarding power to main cannon* *25%* *50%* *75%* *100%* *main cannon charged* "Fire" *firing sequence initiated* *5* *4* *3* *2* *1* [b]NECROBUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUMP[/b] *target hit* *kill unconfirmed*
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1 ReplyBrace yourselves!!! The atheists are coming!
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1 Reply[quote]"He was the first sunsinger to use fireborn" - peckboys2[/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by UnderTempo: 5/10/2015 9:37:42 PMJesus' sniper: Crossfire [i]"They thought I was dead. They thought they could snuff out my flame. They were wrong." -Jesus Christ[/i] On the barrel of the weapon is a cross. Wrapped around the weapon is flaming barbed wire and thorns (don't ask how it works). Perks: Holy retribution-while under fire, this weapon ignites enemies and does double damage. Holy flame-a but like firefly, but the explosion is bright white interlaced with fire, and as twice the explosion radius. It also has solar damage
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1 ReplyLol this made me laugh
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3 RepliesFirst zombie not warlock xP
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So, will he rise in four days?
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2 RepliesSo that would make Hitler the first hunter?
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3 RepliesGood thing you picked Jesus...had you picked Mohammed you would have already been shot.
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1 ReplyPraise The Sun
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1 ReplyRevived three days later, that is some serious lag
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4 RepliesWEVE AWOKEN THE ATHIESTS
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3 RepliesI am afraid the only thing Jesus and destiny have in common is that there both sc-fi
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1 ReplySaint 14 helm was taken from a fallen Roman officer and then reforged in light.
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3 RepliesI'm still not convinced xur isn't jesus, I mean that guy turns everything to whine.
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2 RepliesBoot armor:boots of genesis- enhanced agility when holding a cross
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2 RepliesI mentioned this earlier, you forgot the most important exotic he had: Shroud of Turin. Its exotic perk allows your Super to recharge after death.
