The NAAUGHTY. It broke. If you know what I mean. What do you do?!?
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#girlfriend
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theres a simple, twelve step process... [spoiler]push her down twelve steps[/spoiler]
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You played the game, now pay the price. Man up and be a good father.
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The floorboards under the strain of her gargantuan thighs?
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Did you break up with her? She probably broke it on purpose to try to get knocked up and force you to take her back. Good luck.
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Only people who rarely if ever get sex feel the need to talk about it to people especially people on a video game forum. My guess is OP is 14 and the closest he has got to losing his V card is rubbing one out in his sisters dirty undies.
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Wasn't yesterday a rash post
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Video or never happened.
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Get out of town, and start a new life under a new name: FrostehItz
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You post random nonsense on a gaming thread
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Your banjo string? As long as it's not completely snapped you should be ok. If it has and you're sat in a pool of your own banjo strong blood I would suggest calling an ambulance.
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Get a coat hanger and start digging
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Edited by Frreaak: 4/30/2015 10:32:16 PMPlan b, 50 bucks is better than a kid you arent ready for dude. Also, move this shit to offtopic
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Edited by UnightedReaper: 4/30/2015 10:28:04 PMPlan B. My Way. LSD. Any pill really, please don't reproduce.
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Your mom should have swallowed.....
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Edited by OTB_Online: 4/30/2015 10:25:48 PMTake this shit to Jeremy Kyle. It's not a subject for the Destiny forums.
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That's why you shouldn't feed the bears, man.
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So you broke the double ended dildo? Congrats you guys successfully split something without a fight
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Use Plan C....
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Use the Mida Multi Tool or Gally
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You broke your Wang?
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Coat hanger
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#OffTopic This is destiny. Unless you are talking about "doing the naughty" within destiny (the video game), please edit the tags to offtopic instead of destiny. Thank you.
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What do I do?!?! I went inside her pussy, and impregnated the bitch. Congrats on your aborted fetus.
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Someone please for god sake moves this morons post to off topic.
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Not for the forum -blam!-face
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Get a job and kiss your hopes for a bright future good bye. You're figuratively screwed. Just kidding. Hold her up by the ankles and poor coke (the drink, not the happy powder) on it. You'll be good. [spoiler]both of those are sarcasm[/spoiler]