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Edited by Bustmar:
4/24/2015 10:41:45 AM
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Urinals are dumb
Like your leaking into the wall, so it like splashes off the urinal into your pants. Then your pants are all covered in peepee. And if u try to back up, then everyone can see your winkie-doodle.
EDIT: to all the sassy ninjas out there....peeing into the water also makes a splash
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1 ReplyYou guys have really nothing to talk about in your lives...
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1 ReplySomeone shitted in the urinal once. Disgusting
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when I still worked as IT Engineer we had this saying: PCs are only as dumb as their users. Now if you transfer that to your situation with the urinals.. would it be fair to say that: urinals are only as dumb as their users?
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There's a sweet spot man
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2 RepliesIf you have to use the term "winkle-doodle", I think you may need to find a toilet to sit on instead. =D
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1 ReplyAussie urinals, are literally just metal sheets on a wall which land in a basin and into a drain. They are designed to stop splash back, but aren't too private.
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Urinals? Oh you mean those toilets on the wall?
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Hahaha!! Piss down, into the bit the curves away from you.
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2 RepliesYou're suppose to aim for the curvature of the bowl. If I can put it a different way, when you're driving a car and the road curves, you follow the road and curve around. Now what you're doing is cutting across and slamming into a brick wall at 90mph… that is if your pee was the car, the brick wall was the urinal, and the road is the curvature of the bowl you should be aiming for.
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If you hit the angle, it's smooth sailing from there matey.
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Im dyeing reading all the comments xD
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why are you pissing like that? you're not supposed to hit the wall, you aim down. I hope you don't own a gun..
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The key is to angle your stream so it hits a curved part just right.
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How do you not know how to piss OP? This is hilarious
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If you get piss all over you from peeing into a urinal, you need to rethink how you're pissing.
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[quote]EDIT: to all the sassy ninjas out there....peeing into the water also makes a splash[/quote] Inb4sassyban
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4 RepliesYour face is dumb . Rect
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3 RepliesYou're supposed to pee into the water, dude. Not straight ahead.
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1 ReplyDo you get an erection at urinals?
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1 ReplyAgreed
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ITT : OP literally doesn't know how to piss. Oh, I'm laffin'
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Try looking up a traditional Japanese squat toilet
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Most penis' hang down and no splashing occurs dude.
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