> Be me > Beta 17 year-old > Decide to try acid, know a guy > Hooks me up, go home > Close door and blinds to my room > Time to -blam!-ing party > Lying on bed waiting for it to kick in > Ohgawdhereitis.jpg > Nothing looks right > Decide to pay a game to see what it's like > Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess > Get hungry after 10 minutes > Try to leave, door wont open > Grab key and unlock door, still required a lot of effort > Go downstairs > See parents on couch > Act cool > Initiate"Howareyoudoing?".png > They leave after a while, success > Make some Nutella toast > Tastes like shit > Sudden urge to unleash the airlock in my bowels > Barely make it to the toilet before decompression > Feels good mang > Tired, grab blanket and rack out > Wake up screaming > To tired to comprehend nightmare > Back to sleep > Wake up in hospital >MFW What happened according to my parents. [spoiler]> Got out of bed and threw Zelda game at the wall > Hopped around infront of my TV swinging a spoon like a Wii remote > After an hour I shoved the spoon in the lock and threw myself against the door until the doorknob and my shoulder broke > Successfully navigated the stairs > Made a variety of facial expression at my family and repeated the phrase "Are you?" over-and-over until they left. > Went to kitchen spread Nutella on my bare hand and bit a chunk of it off > Blood trail to sister's room where I sat on her chair and took a huge dump > Fell asleep wrapped up in a rug on the floor, where my sister found me ten minutes later[/spoiler] [spoiler]This is what 4chan does to you, learn from other's mistakes.[/spoiler]