> Be me
> Beta 17 year-old
> Decide to try acid, know a guy
> Hooks me up, go home
> Close door and blinds to my room
> Time to -blam!-ing party
> Lying on bed waiting for it to kick in
> Ohgawdhereitis.jpg
> Nothing looks right
> Decide to pay a game to see what it's like
> Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
> Get hungry after 10 minutes
> Try to leave, door wont open
> Grab key and unlock door, still required a lot of effort
> Go downstairs
> See parents on couch
> Act cool
> Initiate"Howareyoudoing?".png
> They leave after a while, success
> Make some Nutella toast
> Tastes like shit
> Sudden urge to unleash the airlock in my bowels
> Barely make it to the toilet before decompression
> Feels good mang
> Tired, grab blanket and rack out
> Wake up screaming
> To tired to comprehend nightmare
> Back to sleep
> Wake up in hospital
>MFW
What happened according to my parents.
[spoiler]> Got out of bed and threw Zelda game at the wall
> Hopped around infront of my TV swinging a spoon like a Wii remote
> After an hour I shoved the spoon in the lock and threw myself against the door until the doorknob and my shoulder broke
> Successfully navigated the stairs
> Made a variety of facial expression at my family and repeated the phrase "Are you?" over-and-over until they left.
> Went to kitchen spread Nutella on my bare hand and bit a chunk of it off
> Blood trail to sister's room where I sat on her chair and took a huge dump
> Fell asleep wrapped up in a rug on the floor, where my sister found me ten minutes later[/spoiler]
[spoiler]This is what 4chan does to you, learn from other's mistakes.[/spoiler]
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I remember this