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4/23/2015 4:20:05 AM
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I am personally severely depressed. I don't know what to do really... It started with some basic family problems. My mother was a hamster. My father smelt of elderberries. And of course, there was my beloved aunt. My aunt got bit by a rabid moose. Really. She was carving her initials into its backside with the sharpened end of a toothbrush, when out of nowhere, the majestic animal turned on her. This is probably where my problems started, I guess...
[spoiler]This is for that beautimous username of yours.[/spoiler]
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You... You bit my auntie! You made me what I am!!!
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:'( i was scared, she was hurting me
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With a toothbrush you monster! If I went around biting someone every time a toothbrush was put in my mouth, they'd put me away! All I'm saying is, dental hygiene equipment is no basis for a capital-punishment determinant!
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Dude stop, i can't breathe XD
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Just like my aunt, after she slowly fell into cardiac arrest, no more than a sparrow's flight away from home... [spoiler]A European sparrow that is. More like half an African sparrow's flight. Of course, if these are domestic sparrows, it's more like 2-and-a-half European sparrow's flights..,[/spoiler]
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Edited by WolfsbaneXI: 4/23/2015 4:55:20 AMLet me ask you, do you know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
