Title says it all... Let's try to hit 969 replies.
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David... Yes? Your adopted, and I've always hated you... Cough... Cough... *dies* *David cries himself to death*
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Suck my ass
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"Bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my arse."
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"Come close, my child. There is something I need to tell you..." "Yes Pa?" "..." "..." "DEEEZ NUTS" "Ha! Goteeem! So, does that mean you're not gonna die?" "Hell no" *dies*
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Penile fracture
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Well that wasn't supposed to happen...
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I loved you all except...
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"Dude look at this bullet hole in my stomach, that slug went straight through me! I bet i could fit my hand through it. Oh i have an idea, stick your gun through the hole in my stomach and use me as a shield!" I know... sniff*... Im a hero.
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The treasure is in the....... *dies*
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Tell my children I always hated them. Then die
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#OffTopic
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I ain't got time to bleed
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For fecks sake, <Insert wife's name here>! I'm an old man; If the foreplay goes on much longer, I won't be around for the big finale.
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"I hid $500,000 in..." *dies*
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Edited by Torus: 4/22/2015 12:10:59 AM"Thats what" -She
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"I lied... about everything LOL"... *dies*
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I'm comming
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For fuk sake
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"This is fun. Why don't do sparrow jumps more often?"
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Who -blam!-ing farted?
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Edited by topgear2025: 4/16/2015 7:28:49 PM" I wasn't good enough so I got rekt m8" or [spoiler]We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/spoiler]
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I got this
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'You'll just have to imagine the fire'
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That's a wipe
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Edited by Rndom Awesome: 4/21/2015 10:32:51 PMMe: I'm getting first blood guys......on myself!!! *[b]Rndom Awesome[/b] is down*
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Oh wow.I'm moving towards a black hole.